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Mueller Rents Giant Warehouse

Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:46 am
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:46 am
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Robert Mueller is renting a massive warehouse facility in suburban Virginia to accommodate the approximately forty cubic tons of evidence against Donald Trump that the independent counsel’s investigation is generating on a daily basis.


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“It’s like a city all its own,” one warehouse worker said. “There are people working in the Michael Flynn section who’ve never met the people working in the Paul Manafort section.”


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an aide to Mueller said that the investigation would soon be seeking a second, even larger warehouse. “We need a place to put all the Jared stuff,” the aide said.


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Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:49 am to
Glad I saw this at the top of the article before spiking my blood pressure:

quote:

Satire from The Borowitz Report


Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:50 am to
Over/under number of posters who don't realize it's satire is set at six.

Posted by Iosh
Bureau of Interstellar Immigration
Member since Dec 2012
18941 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:51 am to
Andy Borowitz is so painfully unfunny that I can only muster up so much blame for them
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101403 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:51 am to
quote:

Over/under number of posters who don't realize it's satire is set at six.



Forty cubic tons daily?
Posted by saints5021
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2010
17480 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:52 am to
So you are telling me the FBI can gather a fricking warehouse of evidence on Candidate Trump maybe or maybe not communicating with the Russians, but they can barely open an investigation on Candidate Clinton who definitely operated an illegal server.

Seems legit.
Posted by Jbird
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:53 am to
NT 1
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:53 am to
quote:

Andy Borowitz is so painfully unfunny that I can only muster up so much blame for them
You simply aren't sophisticated enough to get The New Yorker's high-brow satire.
Posted by Jbird
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Member since Oct 2012
73440 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:58 am to
quote:

So you are telling me the FBI can gather a fricking warehouse of evidence on Candidate Trump maybe or maybe not communicating with the Russians, but they can barely open an investigation on Candidate Clinton who definitely operated an illegal server.
Yes I am.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:58 am to
This post was edited on 9/18/17 at 11:03 am
Posted by Jbird
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:00 am to
Why would you fark this up for me?
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146777 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:01 am to
don't lie, you got a



when you saw this...

Posted by Jbird
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:01 am to
I believe this as well.

quote:

Hillary Clinton rejects the idea that a June 2016 meeting between her husband, former President Bill Clinton, and then-Attorney General Loretta Lynch critically damaged her White House bid.


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“My husband and Loretta Lynch said they didn’t say a word" about the probe, Clinton told PBS. “I honestly reject that premise, partly because there’s a chain of command in the Justice Department.”
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146777 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:02 am to
I edited.
Posted by Jbird
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Member since Oct 2012
73440 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:03 am to
Man what were you thinking?
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:04 am to
Rexcatur, Ms. BamaAtl and TigerDev will be along any minute. no worries.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51806 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:04 am to
What a colossal waste of money.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:10 am to
just a little bit

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“The team in charge of filing all of Donald Trump, Jr.,’s different explanations of his meeting with the Russians had to take time off,” one worker said.



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Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146777 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:12 am to
Wait until tigerdev and Tangerine sees your inside info pictures.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146777 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:16 am to
edit your reply HURRY don't ruin it for tigerdev, mcgrath and Tangerine
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