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Kurt Eichenwald was just looking at tentacle porn for his family

Posted on 6/8/17 at 5:35 pm
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 5:35 pm
quote:

Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true. While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what diff would it make? Seriously, while I don't see the appeal of cartoon parn, porn is a multi-billion industry. Pple obviously look at it.
Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
167248 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 5:41 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 5:43 pm to
It's okay, he watched the porn with his children.













Posted by tigersandsaints
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 5:44 pm to
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Jim Comey: I'm gonna dominate the news cycle today
Kurt Eichenwald: Hold my tentacle
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35030 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

Kurt Eichenwald: Hold my tentacle


Holy shite.
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
40242 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 5:50 pm to
And....i'm blocked
This post was edited on 6/8/17 at 5:51 pm
Posted by Pinecone Repair
Burminham
Member since Nov 2013
7156 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 5:52 pm to
I for one believe him.
Come on,guys...


You know he's only really into watching kids mastubate.
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
13496 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 5:58 pm to
Thought I was a worldly guy. But had to Wikipedia tentacle porn. Those Japanese pervs are sick. Ignorance IS bliss. I will never be able to unremember the woman and octopus drawing!
Posted by Scoop
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Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 6:04 pm to
I think it's probably bullshite but if the kids are adults or older teenagers, I can envision a scenario where this could happen in my house where someone makes a tentacle porn joke and my wife asks "What is that?" and we end up googling to show it is a thing.

I'd screen the results first, though because I don't really know what it is. I know it's a thing but don't know what it is.

If he is lying on Twitter, he is gonna have to deal with that at home tonight.

This post was edited on 6/8/17 at 6:07 pm
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17711 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 6:09 pm to
quote:

tentacle porn




I guess I don't even want to know what this is ?
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
10877 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 6:09 pm to
Calling bullshite.

If you Google search tentacle porn the first few hits are normal porn video sites.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

I think it's probably bull shite but if the kids are adults or older teenagers, I can envision a scenario where this could happen in my house where someone makes a tentacle porn joke and my wife asks "What is that?" and we end up googling to show it is a thing. I'd screen the results first, though because I don't really know what it is. I know it's a thing but don't know what it is. If he is lying on Twitter, he is gonna have to deal with that at home tonight.
The thing about it is this...

If you google it, you can read the Wikipedia page about it without having to actually watch it.

He was on some obscure website that isn't easily found with a google search.

That tells me he wasn't just doing a quick search to explain what it is. He was deep in the world of tentacle porn.
Posted by JoeHackett
Member since Aug 2016
4318 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

If you google it, you can read the Wikipedia page about it without having to actually watch it.


That's what I assumed (I didn't really want to go down that rabbit hole myself). It is obscure enough that I can believe that people have never heard of it before. But not so obscure that you'd have to dig through dozens of websites to find it.

Isn't this the same guy who was caught with CP and claimed it was for a story? A story that Newsweek was unaware of?
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 6:29 pm to
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 7:00 pm to
#EichenwaldAMovie is trending
Posted by Lsuchs
Member since Apr 2013
8073 posts
Posted on 6/8/17 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed


What's the appropriate age to for you and your kids to sit the wife down and tell her about the birds and the tentacle porn?
This post was edited on 6/8/17 at 7:04 pm
Posted by ItNeverRains
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 6/8/17 at 7:35 pm to
So Kurt Eichenwald and Anthony Weiner walk into a pizza parlor....

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