I've got a solution to the statue problem that should help everyone

Build a few giant really hard to remove statues of some super racist or whatever -ism guy or figure (maybe a giant swastika symbol or confederate flag) and put these statues in the most liberal places in the entire country.


It will distract the liberal radical groups long enough for them to tucker out. They keep all the violence in one place, wreck their own shite, and made to waste time to think of ways to remove the statues, and they can get their good feelings from removing the statues.


That should buy us a few months of peace and quiet. Kind of like "Hamsterdam" in the Wire. Keep all the shite in one place.