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re: Its starting: Food shortages caused by climate change in Europe

Posted on 2/8/17 at 9:42 am to
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 9:42 am to
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Yes, but since I watched Star Wars, I am far more concerned with the the Deathstar!
That sucker turns you into gravel.


Which one the old Death star that just took out one planet or the one from the Force Awakens ? That one could take out whole systems!!! I would be VERY concerned about that one.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 9:44 am to
It all started with Trump
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27387 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 9:47 am to
Yeah....bringing in almost 2 million unemployed "refugees" in a twelve month period would not affect distribution and consumption.......naaah. If you add in Spain and it's fricked up immigration policies, etc. it's closer to 2.75 million.
Posted by 31TIGERS
Mike’s habitat
Member since Dec 2004
7219 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 9:50 am to
Of all things, ICE BERG LETTUCE!!!!


Lettuce all pray for the vegetable shortage over in London in that they can make it through this rough time.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
15364 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:20 am to
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When are you people going to wake up to the destruction being wrought by climate change and stop keeping your houses at 73 degrees?! Look at what you're doing to the environment!
I like mine at 73.

Passing off stupid AGW believers is just a bonus for me staying comfortable
Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
32378 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:26 am to
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Passing off stupid AGW believers is just a bonus for me staying comfortable


I burn drain oil and old tires whenever I can. The pitch black smoke just makes the flames look brighter and more colorful.
Smolders for days.
Posted by TiVoTiger
MS Gulf Coast
Member since Mar 2006
2044 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:38 am to
This is newsworthy? No one with any sense would buy 3 heads of iceberg at one time, so there's no need to ration. Not to mention, it has almost no nutritional value compared to just about any other green leafy vegetable. Have the British ever heard of romaine, red leaf, bibb, watercress, spinach, etc?

The bigger story is the severe chive shortage in Ireland. What are the Irish to do with all those plain potatoes?!?

#chivesmeanlives

Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
32378 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:49 am to
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The bigger story is the severe chive shortage in Ireland. What are the Irish to do with all those plain potatoes?!? #chivesmeanlives


I agree. This is a little known fact. The smarter Irish preppers have bales of freeze dried chives in their bunkers. They are a generous people and will share with the "chive worthy" when times go dark.
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:51 am to
Wasn't the potato famine caused by SUVs and air conditioners?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:53 am to
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stop keeping your houses at 73 degrees
what? Yuck, who wants to sweat all night in a hot 73 degree house. My thermostat hasn't been about 67 in years.
Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
32378 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:56 am to
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Wasn't the potato famine caused by SUVs and air conditioners?


That, and potatoes...insidious, anarchist potatoes working underground to destroy the elite Potato Hierarchy and it's potato patriarchy. Fortunately , they were mashed into the ground before the real damage could be done.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39415 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:57 am to
John Deere CEO Sam Allen says projected food shortages are due to explosive population growth to the extent that agricultural output "will have to double by 2050". I'm sure he doesn't know wtf he's talking about though.
Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
32378 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:59 am to
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John Deere CEO Sam Allen says projected food shortages are due to explosive population growth to the extent that agricultural output "will have to double by 2050". I'm sure he doesn't know wtf he's talking about though.

Hasn't the global population growth been leveling off in the past decade or so?

Nice sales pitch for his product though.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98585 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:01 am to


Because...there's never before been drought, too much rain, early frosts/freezes, late frosts/freezes, famines, blights...

Nope! Not until man cam along with his CO2 belching machines.

I am sure that is surprising as hell to a shitton of Irish from the mid-1800s

Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26456 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:03 am to
Man, it it was tea, chocolate and cigarettes, the Britts would really be freaking out...
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
13494 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:10 am to
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That one could take out whole systems!!! I would be VERY concerned about that one.

OMG! It's worse than I thought?
I need a system wide safe space!
Posted by TiVoTiger
MS Gulf Coast
Member since Mar 2006
2044 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:11 am to
Dale: I agree. The Irish are very smart to plan ahead (like the Amish & Mormons) and generous to a fault (although they wouldn't ever share with the British [and rightly so]).

I've heard through different channels that they're developing different varieties like Spudwalker OG, ChillChive-47, & the prized and rather pricey Couch Potato...
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39415 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:13 am to
Arable land is maxed. Output has to come from increased productivity which is an agronomic challenge, separate from manufacturing. His remarks were made at a global food shortage think tank called the world food prize symposium.

Global population is not flat in the undeveloped world. It's set to explode.

Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
32378 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:15 am to
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I've heard through different channels that they're developing different varieties like Spudwalker OG, ChillChive-47, & the prized and rather pricey Couch Potato...


I've heard the same. I don't know how the patent laws work in Ireland, but I hope they can protect their genetic work and the forces of Big Potato don't rip them off.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57622 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:17 am to
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stop keeping your houses at 73 degrees?


I keep my house at 72. That extra degree keeps me from sweating under the covers
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