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re: It's hard to be an alt-right Patriot sometimes, mates

Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140495 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:43 pm to
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and my wife thinks I am racist (and sexist).


Your wife is into kinky shite then.

You say she's always up for sex and you are a racist.

Weird stuff right there.

Do you put on a rebel flag t-shirt before boning her?
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8538 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:43 pm to
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Find a girl at a Baptist Church

Baptist girls are the most craziest bitches out there.


As a matter of fact, most Baptist are.
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45220 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:45 pm to
But not liberal
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50510 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:45 pm to
Time for a new girlfriend.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79230 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:47 pm to
Show her those pictures of the white blue eyed babies with "SOON TO BE EXTINCT BECAUSE OF WHITE GENOCIDE" captions

she'll probably come around
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:47 pm to
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You say she's always up for sex and you are a racist.


she is.

quote:

Do you put on a rebel flag t-shirt before boning her?


naw. I am not that type of racist. I hate white people. j/k, I really don't think i am that racist I just love racist jokes.
This post was edited on 4/28/17 at 2:48 pm
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:58 pm to
Sucks, baw.
Sounds like your girlfriend needs some Super Male Vitality.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81796 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 3:00 pm to
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Try having a girlfriend (or wife) that's half Asian. My wife's a trooper though.


Mate half white / half asian chica is the King's choice for sure
This post was edited on 4/28/17 at 3:00 pm
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
38911 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 3:00 pm to
When it comes to politics, most women don't have a clue. It's 100% emotion & 0% objective reasoning.

Obviously, there are exceptions to the rule.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81796 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 3:01 pm to
Nah mate no chance
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28910 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 3:07 pm to
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When it comes to politics, most women don't have a clue. It's 100% emotion & 0% objective reasoning.

Obviously, there are exceptions to the rule.


my wife is pretty conservative and where we differ there is usually emotion. where the arguments start are "but this XYZ situation isn't fair." and to which i reply "well the facts and statistics are actually ZYX."

then i don't get laid for a while.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39205 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 3:08 pm to
you need to red pill her

Posted by TheRodFather
Member since Sep 2014
619 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 3:13 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/28/17 at 8:02 pm
Posted by League Champs
Bayou Self
Member since Oct 2012
10340 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 3:13 pm to
You do realize there are WAY more hotties on the right? Shop around, mate
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8538 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 3:17 pm to
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But not libera

You're basically trading one crazy with another. Not a good trade off tbh.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 3:17 pm to
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then i don't get laid for a while.


You have a normal marriage
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 3:21 pm to
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Facebook
I think I found your problem.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79173 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 3:25 pm to
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GF hangs out with her liberal friends at work and then starts complaining about your being "too ethnocentric" and "belonging to racist groups" on Facebook.



Time to find some new scratch brah
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
58915 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 3:27 pm to
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TFW your GF hangs out with her liberal friends at work and then starts complaining about your being "too ethnocentric" and "belonging to racist groups" on Facebook.


Go ask her what "ethnocentric" means. 10 to 1 she has no idea.
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
58915 posts
Posted on 4/28/17 at 3:29 pm to
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my wife is pretty conservative and where we differ there is usually emotion. where the arguments start are "but this XYZ situation isn't fair." and to which i reply "well the facts and statistics are actually ZYX."


Tell her there is only one fair in life, and it has a ferris wheel and corn dogs at it.
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