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"I have a cunning plan" (collated from Twitter)
Posted on 12/20/16 at 1:25 pm
Posted on 12/20/16 at 1:25 pm
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soncharm ?@soncharm 22h
If Trump gets to 270 we can still stop this.
A lawyer who posted on my Facebook feed said there's a 90 second gap on Jan 3 when the House can be considered by voice quorum of 13 to be temporarily in session. This happens between 11:59 and 12:00.30 am only due to a quirk of rounding in the COBOL-based time-keeping system the House commissioned in the 1970s.
What happens next is this: Al Gore takes the gavel across the street (using his rights as an ex-VP) where it is then declared "deemed lost" by the Minority Leader. A new gavel is immediately produced (as this was pre-arranged) and hammered into the podium by Pelosi. This gavel will then be challenged as it (by design) does not meet the constitutional tolerances laid out in Article 19.
This renders all 2017 business null and void until a new constitutional happy valid gavel can be commissioned, which given government procurement regulations, will take 6-8 months. In the meantime, the DC Park Police can be ordered to quarantine and cloister the entire US Senate under a little-known provision of the Endangered Species Act.
Lord Vir
?? ?@YourHeroVir 20h20 hours ago
@soncharm if you started a donation page to make this plan work you could probably buy a beach house next to Jill Stein this summer.
soncharm ?@soncharm 22h
If Trump gets to 270 we can still stop this.
A lawyer who posted on my Facebook feed said there's a 90 second gap on Jan 3 when the House can be considered by voice quorum of 13 to be temporarily in session. This happens between 11:59 and 12:00.30 am only due to a quirk of rounding in the COBOL-based time-keeping system the House commissioned in the 1970s.
What happens next is this: Al Gore takes the gavel across the street (using his rights as an ex-VP) where it is then declared "deemed lost" by the Minority Leader. A new gavel is immediately produced (as this was pre-arranged) and hammered into the podium by Pelosi. This gavel will then be challenged as it (by design) does not meet the constitutional tolerances laid out in Article 19.
This renders all 2017 business null and void until a new constitutional happy valid gavel can be commissioned, which given government procurement regulations, will take 6-8 months. In the meantime, the DC Park Police can be ordered to quarantine and cloister the entire US Senate under a little-known provision of the Endangered Species Act.
Lord Vir
?? ?@YourHeroVir 20h20 hours ago
@soncharm if you started a donation page to make this plan work you could probably buy a beach house next to Jill Stein this summer.
Posted on 12/20/16 at 1:27 pm to DragginFly
Baldrick, you incredible bastard.
Posted on 12/20/16 at 1:28 pm to DragginFly
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A lawyer who posted on my Facebook feed
Legit sauces
Posted on 12/20/16 at 1:33 pm to DragginFly
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A new gavel is immediately produced (as this was pre-arranged) and hammered into the podium by Pelosi. This gavel will then be challenged as it (by design) does not meet the constitutional tolerances laid out in Article 19.
This is some Harry Potter, Elder wand, type shite!
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