"How To Be An Excellent Man" - by #MAGA rock star Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci)

-I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the Fandango?
-Thunderbolts of lightning, very very Spicy-EY
-Robert Muller....Robert Muller....Robert Muller's got to go
-Get me those memooo-ooo-ooo-ooos
-I'm just a fat Trump, nobody loves me
-He's just a fat Trump, with a scumbag family
-Spare him his life from these hookers and pee
-easy come, easy go, when will this dumbass go
-Mr Muller, he will not let you go (let me go), will not let you go (let me go), will not let you goOOOOoooaaaaaooo...
-(sticking fingers in his ears) No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
-Oh, Mr. Mueller, Mr. Mueller (Mr. Mueller let me go)
-Beelzebub, will you release her emails for me, for me, oh RRREEEEEEEEE!
[guitar solo]
-So you think that collusion might not be a crime?
-So you think you can send Conway out to lie??
-Ooooh covfefe!!
-Can't Don Jr. covfefe??
-Just gotta get him out, gotta get him right out of hereeeee
-Nothing really matters. Anyone can see. Nothing really matters...to the GOP.
-any way Putin blows...

ETA: not mine btw

"Honesty" is his middle name

I know you're not endorsing those black shoes and cuffs SirWinston

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and hairspray apparently

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one of my main rules in life - never trust a man who puts 'product' in his hair.

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I laughed at that more than i should have

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it's pretty clever. I only post it for some comic relief

Those are all great things but they actually require talent. Every last one of them.

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one of my main rules in life - never trust a man who puts 'product' in his hair.

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define product? does leave in conditioner counts.

Do you ahve to shampoo your hair? Cause I don't shampoo my hair.

Tames my jewfro!