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Hillary Clinton is President in an alternate universe
Posted on 7/13/17 at 2:15 am
Posted on 7/13/17 at 2:15 am
says Newsweek writer Chris Riotta. This absolutely cringeworthy.
LOL
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Hillary Clinton sits behind the resolute desk in the Oval Office, pulling out a large blue binder and a jar of hot peppers—her typical snack as the leader of the free world. It’s 9:30 p.m., and madam president spent the day successfully rallying House Republicans and Democrats behind a health care bill that will improve upon her predecessor’s landmark initiative, the Affordable Care Act. The bill passed an hour ago, but she isn’t anywhere near done fulfilling her duties to the American people.
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“I won’t be taking any more calls,” Clinton tells senior adviser Huma Abedin, who is walking toward the door near the grandfather clock. “I want to look through these Russian sanctions one more time. Tell Bill not to wait up for me.”
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“Who runs the world?” Clinton asks, positioning her glasses higher on her head as she stares down at her documents.
“Girls. Girls run the world,” Abedin responds, closing the door and leaving the president to her work.
LOL
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Posted on 7/13/17 at 2:37 am to ArmyHogs
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Chris Riotta.
Sounds like a huge cuck
Posted on 7/13/17 at 2:53 am to ArmyHogs
Posted on 7/13/17 at 3:28 am to ArmyHogs
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Hillary Clinton sits behind the resolute desk in the Oval Office, pulling out a large blue bottle of skyy vodka and a jar of hot peppers—her typical snack as pandering to minorities is what got her elected. It’s 9:30 p.m., and madam president is passed out drunk after spending the day successfully rallying House Republicans and Democrats behind a health care bill that will improve the profits of all major insurance companies at the expense of 95% of the American population, the Affordable Care Act. The bill passed an hour ago, but she isn’t anywhere near done fulfilling her duties to George Soros and her other major donors.
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“Who runs the world?” Clinton asks, positioning her glasses higher on her head as she stares down at her documents.
“Our globalist handlers run the world,” Abedin responds, closing the door and leaving the president to her work.
FTFY
Posted on 7/13/17 at 3:28 am to ArmyHogs
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Tell Bill not to wait up for me
oh hes not
Posted on 7/13/17 at 3:43 am to ArmyHogs
Posted on 7/13/17 at 4:03 am to ArmyHogs
This post was edited on 7/13/17 at 4:05 am
Posted on 7/13/17 at 4:20 am to ArmyHogs
This after she has shown how unfit she would be in the interim
They are diseased
They are diseased
Posted on 7/13/17 at 4:37 am to ArmyHogs
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“Who runs the world?” Clinton asks, positioning her glasses higher on her head as she stares down at her documents. “Girls. Girls run the world,” Abedin responds, closing the door and leaving the president to her work.
Truly LOL and cringeworthy
Posted on 7/13/17 at 4:50 am to tiger1014
Hillary, as the latest bag lady in town.
This post was edited on 7/13/17 at 4:52 am
Posted on 7/13/17 at 5:03 am to ArmyHogs
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Hillary Clinton is President in an alternate universe
"SpaceX announces more aggressive timetables"
This post was edited on 7/13/17 at 5:09 am
Posted on 7/13/17 at 5:07 am to tiger1014
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Truly LOL and cringeworthy
yea that part made me say Jesus Christ out loudPosted on 7/13/17 at 5:13 am to ArmyHogs
Kinda obviously wants to be a girl...
Posted on 7/13/17 at 5:25 am to ArmyHogs
Sources say according to the infinite universe theory there is a place in space time where Hillary Clinton is your president and a harmoniously multicultural America enjoys no wealth gap and free healthcare for all.
Sources also say there would be definitely a universe in which Donald trump directly colluded with Vladimir Putin under this theory, and that universe could very easily be our own
Sources also say there would be definitely a universe in which Donald trump directly colluded with Vladimir Putin under this theory, and that universe could very easily be our own
This post was edited on 7/13/17 at 5:29 am
Posted on 7/13/17 at 5:26 am to Knight of Old
That alternate universe is commonly known as hell.
Posted on 7/13/17 at 5:27 am to ArmyHogs
That article and its author have achieved ultimate loss of reality.
Posted on 7/13/17 at 5:29 am to Lsuchs
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Sources say according to the infinite universe theory there is a place in space time where Hillary Clinton is your president and a harmoniously multicultural America enjoys no wealth gap and free healthcare for all.
Sources also say there would definitely a universe in which Donald trump directly colluded with Vladimir Putin under this theory, and that universe could very easily be our own
Both of these are liberal fantasies.
Posted on 7/13/17 at 5:32 am to ArmyHogs
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“Who runs the world?” Clinton asks, positioning her glasses higher on her head as she stares down at her documents. “Girls. Girls run the world,” Abedin responds, closing the door and leaving the president to her work.
Posted on 7/13/17 at 5:53 am to ArmyHogs
I am glad that this is in an alternate universe, not the real one. 
Posted on 7/13/17 at 6:15 am to LuckyTiger
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That article and its author have achieved ultimate loss of reality.
Someone would have to be mentally ill to write that article.
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