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re: Give your chances of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson winning the 2020 Dem primary.

Posted on 7/10/17 at 5:08 pm to
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 7/10/17 at 5:08 pm to
Aside from being sheriff does he have any other political experience?
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8647 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 5:25 pm to
First something would have to 'happen' to Chelsea CLinton's currently unemployed husband.

Then Rock comforts the sad widow. Widow gets a chin implant.

Rock marries Chelsea, impregnates her, runs for the Democratic Nomination, sharing his little black book with Bill Clinton who endorses him, with a nod and a wink.

Each ridiculous statement I make increases the chances and that is terrifying.
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 7/10/17 at 5:30 pm to
80%....DNC is not a serious party. Just a cult of personality.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 5:33 pm to
0.0
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 7/10/17 at 5:35 pm to
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80%....DNC is not a serious party. Just a cult of personality.


Pot meet kettle is such an understatement.
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 5:49 pm to
The Independents definitely need to change Johnsons.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81701 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 5:50 pm to
0%
Posted by OneFifty
No favorite team now
Member since Aug 2012
3872 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 5:55 pm to
My olfactory senses have the ability to presently differentiate whatever culinary creations Dwayne Johnson may be constructing by the means of a heat-producing appliance.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14561 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 5:56 pm to
The Dems would vote for a potato if it meant Trump would be out of the WH
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 6:09 pm to
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Pot meet kettle is such an understatement.



Every fricking candidate the dems run that gets more than 5% in the primaries has a cult of personality and most have no useful real world experience before running.
Posted by Sticky37
Member since Jun 2016
506 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 6:21 pm to
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My olfactory senses have the ability to presently differentiate whatever culinary creations Dwayne Johnson may be constructing by the means of a heat-producing appliance.


You gave me a good laugh. Thanks for that haha
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
7963 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 6:54 pm to
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Pot meet kettle is such an understatement.


I bet that sounded funny in your mind.
Posted by OneFifty
No favorite team now
Member since Aug 2012
3872 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 8:30 pm to
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You gave me a good laugh. Thanks for that haha

Quite welcome. I sought to cater to the high-brow comedy senses of those familiar with modern wresting nomenclature.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57956 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 8:32 pm to
If he does win, " Idiocracy" will come to fruition.
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
49999 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 8:33 pm to
Right, because it hasn't yet.
Posted by hsfolk
Member since Sep 2009
18539 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 8:34 pm to
i thought he was more of a Republican?
Posted by LosLobos111
Austere
Member since Feb 2011
45385 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 8:36 pm to
He should stay far away

Great guy but i just dont see him fitting into that at all.
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 8:42 pm to
I think The Rock would be a decent President. Wouldnt vote for him but hed be better than every other potential dem candidate.
Posted by DyeHardDylan
Member since Nov 2011
7730 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 8:42 pm to
He's too alpha for them.
Posted by BIGFOOD
Member since Jun 2011
12500 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 8:46 pm to
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Isn't he half white?


pretty sure he's half Samoan, half Black

This post was edited on 7/10/17 at 8:48 pm
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