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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:32 pm
the onion - if this winds up being true, we won't have to build the military or be diligent against Islamic Terrorist threats!
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WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.
Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds.
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Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:33 pm to dcbl
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:36 pm to dcbl
Why blow up buildings when rioters will burn them down for you?
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:36 pm to dcbl
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terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds.
Translation: They are afraid of Trump and what he will do to them. They are going to cool it for a while with regards to the USA.
This post was edited on 1/29/17 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:38 pm to dcbl
Area Man Laughed At Humorous Thread
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:41 pm to dcbl
The Onion
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:42 pm to dcbl
It's terrifying when the Onion writes article that could be more in line with the truth than what we actually believe.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:42 pm to RogerTheShrubber
This is the same publication that had the report about the $8 billion "abortionplex" that turned out to be false so I'd take this with a grain of salt
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:44 pm to Sun God
It's a fake news,site for the purpose of humor. It's sarcasm. The Onion has been doing this for a decade.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:46 pm to Sun God
quote:You're joking right? If not, how can you actually navigate the internet and not what the The Onion is?
This is the same publication that had the report about the $8 billion "abortionplex" that turned out to be false so I'd take this with a grain of salt
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:46 pm to RogerTheShrubber
And sometimes they are funny
This one about a 6/10
This one about a 6/10
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:46 pm to RogerTheShrubber
the Onion and the Duffel Blog are two of my favorite reads...
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:46 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Also I read an article on there recently that firefighters now have a device called The Jaws of Death that will reinsert people into burning cars
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:47 pm to Sun God
quote:Ok. You're trolling with your ignorance of The Onion. Touche.
Also I read an article on there recently that firefighters now have a device called The Jaws of Death that will reinsert people into burning cars
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:47 pm to Sun God
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so I'd take this with a grain of salt
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:49 pm to buckeye_vol
sorry gents. We used to get the print version at LSU back in the day
Posted on 1/29/17 at 2:07 pm to Sun God
They've been around for about 20 years.
They were at their best when they released a new edition every Wednesday morning. I always looked forward to the new issue.
They were at their best when they released a new edition every Wednesday morning. I always looked forward to the new issue.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 2:16 pm to dcbl
this is a very ho-hum article.
I chuckled at first, the reality set that the leftist, radical, attention whoring liberals are out there doing there very best to tear down our great nation. hopefully soon tho, there will be greater repercussions for their "peaceful protests" as they should be seen as terrorists not activists.
I chuckled at first, the reality set that the leftist, radical, attention whoring liberals are out there doing there very best to tear down our great nation. hopefully soon tho, there will be greater repercussions for their "peaceful protests" as they should be seen as terrorists not activists.
This post was edited on 1/29/17 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 1/29/17 at 4:05 pm to Klark Kent
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