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Does Biden wear Aviator's to honor Uncle Bosey?

Posted on 4/26/24 at 6:27 pm
Posted by Original Bayou Boy
Flat Lake, LA
Member since Sep 2003
11260 posts
Posted on 4/26/24 at 6:27 pm
Or, is it to hide the dull "Nobody's Home" look in his eyes, which is the more likely scenario.

I'm not sure there are enough drugs available in D.C. to pump into Biden to keep him moving through November 5.

Then again, I could be wrong.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
24984 posts
Posted on 4/26/24 at 6:30 pm to

It's not to honor anyone but himself. Joe thinks he's Tom Cruise circa the early 80's.

No joke.
Posted by chili pup
Member since Sep 2011
2456 posts
Posted on 4/26/24 at 6:34 pm to
These with the aviator's.

Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30026 posts
Posted on 4/26/24 at 6:38 pm to
because without them you would notice how much drugs he is on to stay awake, he would look like this

Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131389 posts
Posted on 4/26/24 at 6:39 pm to
Uncle Bosey needed swim goggles.

Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19055 posts
Posted on 4/26/24 at 6:39 pm to
Listen here Jack! There wasn’t any thing left of Uncle Bosey but these god damn aviators! Do some push ups and keep his name out of your mouth Fats
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
24822 posts
Posted on 4/26/24 at 7:30 pm to
I've worn nothing but aviators for sunglasses since 1989. Seriously. Not going to quit now.

And I'll be wearing mine long after Biden has expired and gone down posthumously as the worst, most ineffectual fraudulently installed White House occupant in history. Possibly the overall worst leader in world history, arguably. Most certainly the only US President* to have offspring trafficking blow and hookers through the White House.
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
8721 posts
Posted on 4/26/24 at 7:44 pm to
The Aviator's originally belonged to his Uncle Bosey. He told Joey to hold onto them after they both landed in the ocean when the plane crashed. Joey knew to dog paddle in place and stay afloat using the lessons he was taught as a young boy. Uncle Bosey then told told Joey he would be back soon and with his world famous butterfly stroke, Bosey swam off to the nearest island leaving the brave, young, but incredibly strong, Joey alone to fend for himself until Bosey returned.

After 3 days of dog paddling, Joey had had enough. He put the aviators over his eyes and grabbed on to a dolphin's dorsel. A week later, a hungry but spirited Joey beached, with the dophin, in Fiji. But he felt good because he knew he had .......

a whopper to tell!! Besides, the fijians loved his hairy legs.

Ever since, after word of his feat got back to the mainland of Australia, kangaroo young the world over have been called Joey.
This post was edited on 4/26/24 at 8:37 pm
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