I pulled the plug on Facebook about three months ago. I had originally thought I would be able to check in on my friends from time to time and look and pictures of their wives/girlfriends in bikinis at fantastic destinations.
It quickly became evident that the real purpose of Facebook is to serve as a way for failed liberal bed- wetters who I once held in high esteem, to bludgeon me with liberal platitudes and then call me names if I object.
It was no longer possible for me to live in a world where buddies from my past were urging me to donate money to Elizabeth Warren or lecturing me on why AmeriKKKa hates President Obama because he is a black man.
So I pulled the plug. I felt better immediately. I prefer to remember my High School/college friends as the guys they were, rather than the angry, effete, entitled, precious, coddled ignorami that they have become.
I do however miss the bikini pics. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.