Conspiracy theory debate thread

Yes, I'm an idiot to believe there can be a debate on this board, but you can't say I didn't try.
Here's what I was accused of believing in another thread.

1) The World Trade Center collapsed because it was bombed by the CIA because everyone knows jet fuel can't melt steel beams,

2) The Federal Reserve is a Rothschild/establishment, global fascist elites' scheme to control the world,

3) The U.S. attack on the Taliban in Afghanistan was actually a plan to obtain "trillions of dollars" of natural resources and not to destroy/disrupt Al Qaeda,

4a) Hillary was picked to be President by the establishment, global fascist elites (OOPS!),

4b) Trump was picked to be President by the establishment, global fascist elites,

5) The establishment, global fascist elites are creating hatred towards Muslims just to satisfy their greed and need to create wars and has nothing to do with Muslim terrorist attacks around the world.

6) After the war on Muslims has met its goals and run its course, the establishment, global fascist elites will find another group, probably brown in color, to vilify to create future wars,

7) There exists a small group of powerful people who plan out all of the world's events and they are called the establishment, global fascist elites.

8) Everyone who doesn't believe all of the above are sheople.

2-6 have some merit. 1, 7-8 are garbage.

Now, 2-6 have truth in them, and they are all related; they are not individual concepts. They all surround the same thing - and that is that (say it with me) It's about money, it's ALWAYS about money.

Can anyone tell me which poster originally penned that phrase on this board? His initials start with LSU and his username finishes with Russian.

Bottom line is that we agree. Where we differ is in the agenda and apparatus to carry it out.