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Comedy hour on Baltimore PD's Facebook post.

Posted on 3/4/17 at 8:23 pm
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
7633 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 8:23 pm


They posted this picture along with an arrest record about a repeat offender who wasn't allowed to carry any type of firearm. The following comments begain to flow in.

If it pleases the Peasants, brave Constables wish to inform us they have apprehended a young rapscallion armed with a pepperbox whilst operating his horseless carriage.


Y'all worried about Muslims when we got armed Redcoats walking around.

Tries to warn the citizens of Baltimore that the British are coming...gets pulled over.


I was under the impression that John Wilkes Booth was no longer alive.

Officers also recovered a monocle, top hat, and distressed damsel.

This is the first gun you have access to in Grand Theft Auto: Gettysburg.

People joking about this thing are sick. That gun could take down your horse with one shot and put a hole through your cloak after a lengthy reloading process!

I shot the sheriff, but since I only had one bullet, I did not shoot the deputy.

Pop Quiz: What was invented first, Duct Tape or this gun?

Geez people, cut the guy some slack. He's survived polio, the plague, and the civil war. He needs this gun to begin his new life on the wild frontier.

He will probably get a light sentence... Maybe just a public flogging or a night in the stocks

This is the type of gun the founding fathers had in mind when drafting the Second Amendment...On second thought, I believe this is the actual gun they had with them when they were drafting the Second Amendment.

Good to see we prevented another stagecoach robbery.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32096 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 8:25 pm to
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I shot the sheriff, but since I only had one bullet, I did not shoot the deputy


Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 8:26 pm to


2nd amendment comment near the end got me.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32096 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 8:30 pm to
That gun is older than all of the buildings on the LSU campus except the Indian mounds.
Posted by TigerNAtux
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
17112 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 8:30 pm to
Where in the hell did he steal that? A museum?
Posted by pointdog33
Member since Jan 2012
2765 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

his guy is gonna get some time. Ballistics matched the ?? to an unsolved murder in the Jamestown settlement and 2 stagecoach robberies in the Louisiana territory. Glad we can finally clear those cases off the books


quote:

They should have just wrote him a citation to get a tetanus shot.


Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
32378 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 8:37 pm to
Is that an assault weapon?...I'm pretty sure it's an assault weapon.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46442 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 8:52 pm to
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