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Climate scientists want an umbrella the size of Argentina to block out the sun

Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:02 pm
Posted by djmed
Member since Aug 2020
2608 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:02 pm
the science is settled!

Climate scientists want an umbrella the size of Argentina to block out the sun

A team of climate scientists want to launch enormous umbrellas into space to reduce the Earth’s exposure to the sun and fight climate change, The New York Times reported Friday.

The underlying idea is that large parasols could be positioned in space such that they marginally reduce the intensity of sunlight the Earth receives and thereby mitigate some global warming, the Times reported. In order to block out enough radiation, a single sunshade would need to be approximately the size of Argentina — nearly one million square miles — and would weigh about 2.5 million tons, so scientists are looking to prove the idea could work by first producing a 100 square foot prototype with the help of $10 to $20 million of funding.

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Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7511 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:04 pm to
Good grief. It will be fun when that thing deteriorates and comes slamming back into Earth.
Posted by Lige
Member since Nov 2015
1422 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:05 pm to
Oh, I like this idea!
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
422561 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:05 pm to
What could go wrong?



Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6999 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:05 pm to
So, $100,000/sq. ft.

X

Size of Argentina=

Math checks out.
Posted by CountryVolFan
Knoxville, TN
Member since Dec 2008
2970 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:07 pm to
I'd rather them build this umbrella than shut down global manufacturing.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26640 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:10 pm to
It sounds similar to an idea pitched to Richard Pryor in "Brewster's Millions." The idea was to use giant tugboats to tow icebergs out of the shipping lanes, or something like that.
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
6497 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:10 pm to
So now it's not CO2 or Methane ......it's solar activity ...

Is this the real reason John Kerry has been reassigned?
This post was edited on 2/2/24 at 3:12 pm
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95632 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:12 pm to
When you have cribbed a plot from The Simpsons as your scientific findings, you have officially gone fricking nuts.

Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
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Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:13 pm to
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
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Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:13 pm to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95632 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

It sounds similar to an idea pitched to Richard Pryor in "Brewster's Millions." The idea was to use giant tugboats to tow icebergs out of the shipping lanes, or something like that.


It was actually stupider, which was to sail icebergs to the Middle East to provide water for them.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22170 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:16 pm to
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$10 to $20 million of funding.

That's a nice grift, Al Gore approves.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118819 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:16 pm to
It must be summer in the southern hemisphere. Anywhere it gets hot it seems like these type of articles pop up more frequently.

Do y'all remember a couple of weeks ago when it got down into the teens in southern Louisiana? Yeah, the cold is MUCH worse than the heat.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112484 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:18 pm to
Any decrease in sunlight significant enough to effect earth's temperature is gonna have a huge effect on plants. Like food crops.
Posted by AndyCBR
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2012
7547 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

100 square foot prototype


quote:

$10 to $20 million of funding.


Can I just sell them a 10x10 tarp and keep the other $19,999,990?
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68640 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

I'd rather them build this umbrella than shut down global manufacturing.


They will do both.

Then fire up more studies when it doesn’t work and the climate still changes.




Posted by AndyCBR
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2012
7547 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

I'd rather them build this umbrella than shut down global manufacturing.


1) This "umbrella" the size of a large continent is physically impossible.

2) "They" will attempt to outlaw industries in the US and Europe while China, Africa, and India keep doing whatever they want to.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95632 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

1) This "umbrella" the size of a large continent is physically impossible.


Trying to create a stadium roof for Olympic Stadium in Montreal was a gigantic boondoggle.

And this is quite a few orders larger than that.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61270 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 3:30 pm to
Bill Gates wants to shoot dust clouds of calcium carbonate to block out the sun.
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