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Brandon takes advice ahead of SOTU from fictional movie presidents
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:16 am
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:16 am
Not the Bee:
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Plot twist: Brandon thought they actually were past Presidents.
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Michael Douglas, Geena Davis, Bill Pullman, Morgan Freeman and Tony Goldwyn appear in a new White House video in which the real president, Joe Biden, gets State of the Union advice from the fictional ones.
The video is a preview and promotion for Biden’s State of the Union speech this evening.
“You may’ve heard I’ve got a big speech coming up. So, I thought I would hear from some folks who have done the job before – sort of,” Biden said on X/Twitter.
He says in the video, “I’ve never spoken to so many presidents all at one time.”
Freeman, who played the president in Deep Impact, tells him, “Well sir, in my capacity as president, all I had to deal with was a meteor.”
“One of the things that came out of that with my speech to the people — hope,” he said. “Hope is the strongest force we have in this country.”
Goldwyn noted that his president in Scandal “behaved very badly” and offered advice to “tell them you exist for them. Tell them that make you a better man.”
Davis, who starred in Commander in Chief, said that there was “no crying in politics.” Biden responded, “What I hope is my politics doesn’t make anybody else cry.”
Douglas, who played the president in The American President, said, “From my experience of being commander in chief, I learned that having a loving partner changes everything. Love and compassion as a leader are strengths. They’re not weaknesses, and are key to your character. So let that shine through in your speech, and don’t forget to save a dance for the first lady in the East Room.”
Pullman, who played the president in Independence Day, said that in that movie, “I had it easy. We just had invaders coming in from outer space wanting to mess with us, and that tends to unify people.”
He added, “I’m not so sure it is the greatest speech ever, but I did manage to say two things: One is that we can’t be consumed by our petty differences, and we will be united in our common interests.”
“When people look at all that you have managed to do, they are going to remember, time will remember, always, the importance of your words when you say that thing about ‘There’s nothing, there’s nothing that we cannot do when we do it together.”
Biden then invited all of the actors to visit at the White House.
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Plot twist: Brandon thought they actually were past Presidents.
This post was edited on 3/7/24 at 11:18 am
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:27 am to jatilen
What in the world made the White House brain trust think this was a good idea?
Can you imagine Sean Murphy calling-up Tom Berenger and Kevin Costner for a little catching advice before an MLB playoff series?
Throw 'em the Heater!
Can you imagine Sean Murphy calling-up Tom Berenger and Kevin Costner for a little catching advice before an MLB playoff series?
Throw 'em the Heater!
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:30 am to jatilen
The things the media will do to try to prop this dude up is astounding
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:33 am to jatilen
I thought Bill Pullman was Conan O'Brian for a second.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:33 am to Wildcat1996
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What in the world made the White House brain trust think this was a good idea?
A. They have a presumption that Americans are stupid and sit around watching Netflix each day
B. They will do anything to try to make Biden seem pleasant and attractive vs. how we all perceive him in realville
This post was edited on 3/7/24 at 11:35 am
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:34 am to ManBearTiger
What about Jack Nicholson?
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:37 am to GhostOfFreedom
No Terry Crews?
His campaign and presidency is about the closest thing to reality in 2024.
His campaign and presidency is about the closest thing to reality in 2024.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:41 am to jatilen
And yet you support a career conman turned game show host that was on the verge of financial ruin before a TV show decided to pitch him as “the smartest businessman in the world”, which reenergized his brand and allowed him to float until he found the idiot MAGA grift that keeps on giving.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:42 am to reddy tiger
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And yet you support a career conman turned game show host that was on the verge of financial ruin before a TV show decided to pitch him as “the smartest businessman in the world”, which reenergized his brand and allowed him to float until he found the idiot MAGA grift that keeps on giving.
"Orange Man bad"
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:43 am to jatilen
I bet that really confused ole Uncle Joe.
Probably peed his diaper hard.
Probably peed his diaper hard.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:43 am to reddy tiger
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And yet you support a career conman
So do you.
Joey B has only had one legit job out of college for about two years. Hes been grifting since.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:46 am to reddy tiger
The Big Guy is not Dementia Joe. I repeat. The Big Guy is not dementia Joe.
Your programming update is complete.
Your programming update is complete.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:48 am to RogerTheShrubber
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Joey B has only had one legit job out of college for about two years. Hes been grifting since.
This. How did he build so much wealth on a Senator/VP/President salary? It doesn't add up
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:53 am to jatilen
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Brandon takes advice ahead of SOTU from fictional movie presidents
I was 100% certain that this would be Babylon Bee when I clicked this thread.
I should be shocked and surprised that it's real life, but I'm not. I'm not surprised that this man is taking presidential speech advice from fake presidents. That's where we are.
As soon as I truly think we have to be reaching peak clown world, this administration does something to show me that they're barely even getting warmed up.
America cannot survive this level of stupidity. Our founding fathers very literally deliberately designed this Constitutional Republic so that it could withstand and even thrive when it would eventually inevitably be run by complete idiots... and yet somehow these idiots have still managed to frick it all up.
We are bearing witness to historical stupidity like never before seen. Russia, China and Iran are laughing their asses off right now. At this point in time they can actually just hang back and remove themselves altogether from their psyops and infiltration, and just grab a Coke and a bucket of popcorn and watch us finish ourselves off.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:55 am to jchamil
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This. How did he build so much wealth on a Senator/VP/President salary? It doesn't add up
Before Joey B was VP, he was the poorest senator regardless of length of service, I believe.
He cashed in on the office like the Clintons did. Saint Joseph (the patron saint of Shemales) also is famous for mass incarceration of black folks.
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:59 am to jatilen
He should have called Kevin Spacey
Posted on 3/7/24 at 4:32 pm to jatilen
I bet his fig Gen Z radical prog socialist staff thought this was just the coolest and hippest idea y'all. Funny thing is every one of those old arse actors could give a fantastic SOTU speech while our actual President can't get through a paragraph without slurring and short circuiting. I'll take Morgan Freeman for President, he'd at least say frick all you race baiters
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