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Brandon takes advice ahead of SOTU from fictional movie presidents

Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:16 am
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:16 am
Not the Bee:


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Michael Douglas, Geena Davis, Bill Pullman, Morgan Freeman and Tony Goldwyn appear in a new White House video in which the real president, Joe Biden, gets State of the Union advice from the fictional ones.

The video is a preview and promotion for Biden’s State of the Union speech this evening.

“You may’ve heard I’ve got a big speech coming up. So, I thought I would hear from some folks who have done the job before – sort of,” Biden said on X/Twitter.

He says in the video, “I’ve never spoken to so many presidents all at one time.”

Freeman, who played the president in Deep Impact, tells him, “Well sir, in my capacity as president, all I had to deal with was a meteor.”

“One of the things that came out of that with my speech to the people — hope,” he said. “Hope is the strongest force we have in this country.”

Goldwyn noted that his president in Scandal “behaved very badly” and offered advice to “tell them you exist for them. Tell them that make you a better man.”

Davis, who starred in Commander in Chief, said that there was “no crying in politics.” Biden responded, “What I hope is my politics doesn’t make anybody else cry.”

Douglas, who played the president in The American President, said, “From my experience of being commander in chief, I learned that having a loving partner changes everything. Love and compassion as a leader are strengths. They’re not weaknesses, and are key to your character. So let that shine through in your speech, and don’t forget to save a dance for the first lady in the East Room.”

Pullman, who played the president in Independence Day, said that in that movie, “I had it easy. We just had invaders coming in from outer space wanting to mess with us, and that tends to unify people.”

He added, “I’m not so sure it is the greatest speech ever, but I did manage to say two things: One is that we can’t be consumed by our petty differences, and we will be united in our common interests.”

“When people look at all that you have managed to do, they are going to remember, time will remember, always, the importance of your words when you say that thing about ‘There’s nothing, there’s nothing that we cannot do when we do it together.”

Biden then invited all of the actors to visit at the White House.


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Plot twist: Brandon thought they actually were past Presidents.
This post was edited on 3/7/24 at 11:18 am
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
5993 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:27 am to
What in the world made the White House brain trust think this was a good idea?

Can you imagine Sean Murphy calling-up Tom Berenger and Kevin Costner for a little catching advice before an MLB playoff series?

Throw 'em the Heater!

Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21846 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:28 am to
No President Palmer No Care
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5178 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:30 am to
The things the media will do to try to prop this dude up is astounding
Posted by stuckintexas
austin
Member since Sep 2009
2113 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:33 am to
I thought Bill Pullman was Conan O'Brian for a second.
Posted by Padme
Member since Dec 2020
6185 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:33 am to
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What in the world made the White House brain trust think this was a good idea?


A. They have a presumption that Americans are stupid and sit around watching Netflix each day

B. They will do anything to try to make Biden seem pleasant and attractive vs. how we all perceive him in realville
This post was edited on 3/7/24 at 11:35 am
Posted by GhostOfFreedom
Member since Jan 2021
11711 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:34 am to
What about Jack Nicholson?

Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
5993 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:37 am to
No Terry Crews?

His campaign and presidency is about the closest thing to reality in 2024.

Posted by reddy tiger
Mandeville
Member since Aug 2012
1560 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:41 am to
And yet you support a career conman turned game show host that was on the verge of financial ruin before a TV show decided to pitch him as “the smartest businessman in the world”, which reenergized his brand and allowed him to float until he found the idiot MAGA grift that keeps on giving.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16504 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:42 am to
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And yet you support a career conman turned game show host that was on the verge of financial ruin before a TV show decided to pitch him as “the smartest businessman in the world”, which reenergized his brand and allowed him to float until he found the idiot MAGA grift that keeps on giving.



"Orange Man bad"
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260611 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:43 am to
I bet that really confused ole Uncle Joe.

Probably peed his diaper hard.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260611 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:43 am to
quote:

And yet you support a career conman


So do you.

Joey B has only had one legit job out of college for about two years. Hes been grifting since.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140485 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:46 am to
The Big Guy is not Dementia Joe. I repeat. The Big Guy is not dementia Joe.


Your programming update is complete.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16504 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:48 am to
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Joey B has only had one legit job out of college for about two years. Hes been grifting since.


This. How did he build so much wealth on a Senator/VP/President salary? It doesn't add up
Posted by LSUcdro
Republic of West Florida
Member since Sep 2009
11129 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:51 am to
I cant wait
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
24829 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:53 am to
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Brandon takes advice ahead of SOTU from fictional movie presidents

I was 100% certain that this would be Babylon Bee when I clicked this thread.

I should be shocked and surprised that it's real life, but I'm not. I'm not surprised that this man is taking presidential speech advice from fake presidents. That's where we are.

As soon as I truly think we have to be reaching peak clown world, this administration does something to show me that they're barely even getting warmed up.

America cannot survive this level of stupidity. Our founding fathers very literally deliberately designed this Constitutional Republic so that it could withstand and even thrive when it would eventually inevitably be run by complete idiots... and yet somehow these idiots have still managed to frick it all up.

We are bearing witness to historical stupidity like never before seen. Russia, China and Iran are laughing their asses off right now. At this point in time they can actually just hang back and remove themselves altogether from their psyops and infiltration, and just grab a Coke and a bucket of popcorn and watch us finish ourselves off.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260611 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:55 am to

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This. How did he build so much wealth on a Senator/VP/President salary? It doesn't add up

Before Joey B was VP, he was the poorest senator regardless of length of service, I believe.

He cashed in on the office like the Clintons did. Saint Joseph (the patron saint of Shemales) also is famous for mass incarceration of black folks.
Posted by texn
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Member since Nov 2019
3504 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:59 am to
He should have called Kevin Spacey

Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
10695 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 4:32 pm to
I bet his fig Gen Z radical prog socialist staff thought this was just the coolest and hippest idea y'all. Funny thing is every one of those old arse actors could give a fantastic SOTU speech while our actual President can't get through a paragraph without slurring and short circuiting. I'll take Morgan Freeman for President, he'd at least say frick all you race baiters
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