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thetigerman
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Bernie Sanders and Larry David find out they are actually cousins IRL


teke184
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re: Bernie Sanders and Larry David find out they are actually cousins IRL
Now I have the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme playing in my head.


Gusoline
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re: Bernie Sanders and Larry David find out they are actually cousins IRL
proof that liberalism and cuckoldery are learned behaviors.


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kingbob
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re: Bernie Sanders and Larry David find out they are actually cousins IRL
Is this really suprising? They grew up in the same neighborhood around the same time, and back then, Jews rarely married non-Jews. It would be more shocking if they WEREN'T related.


thetigerman
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re: Bernie Sanders and Larry David find out they are actually cousins IRL
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Is this really suprising?


Well, they both seem surprised


kingbob
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re: Bernie Sanders and Larry David find out they are actually cousins IRL
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Well, they both seem surprised


Eh, I'm sure if they gave it a thought; a....lotta Jews in Brooklyn. Good neighborhood, nice neighborhood, still remember ole Schmoopie's place that 'ol rascal. Me and Bob Sacamano and Art Vandelay used to swing by all the time. Remember Coco? But I digress. Two Jews from the same neighborhood? You strand two Jews on an island, they'd have to build two temples and their mothers would still give them grief for not calling every once in a while. But if they gave it a thought, they shouldn't really be that surprised. Poland, 1939, that was a surprise! Not a lot of surprises in Brooklyn, although have you seen the facocta prices at some of these hipster joints down there. $17 for artisanel Brussels Sprouts? A little dismay, sure, but not a shock. The taste of your first Reuben sandwich? a delightful unanticipation! The 'ol Brooklyn Bumbs moving out west? Couldn't-a-seen it comin' with binoculars! But two Jews in Brooklyn being related? Get outta here! We don't surprise in Brooklyn, we sup. We sup, and uh..... sometimes ceder....but only when we have relatives comin' in from out of town. When they're UNANNOUNCED: THAT's a surprise!
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JAXTiger16
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re: Bernie Sanders and Larry David find out they are actually cousins IRL
So Bernie's ancestors were slave owners too? Nice


Rougarou13
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re: Bernie Sanders and Larry David find out they are actually cousins IRL
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So Bernie's ancestors were slave owners too


Beat me to it.


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Jyrdis
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re: Bernie Sanders and Larry David find out they are actually cousins IRL
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Now I have the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme playing in my head.



This. A million times this.


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