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Update: Los Angeles cops have apprehended the "male with 2 bags" murder suspect

Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:21 pm
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61256 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:21 pm
quote:

End Wokeness @EndWokeness

A woman was fataIIy stabbed today in LA.

Police gave the following description of the suspect: "A male who was carrying 2 bags"

Being politically correct about a stabbing suspect WHILE HE'S STILL AT-LARGE is clinically insane:

19 second video of a newscast where the reporter repeats the police description of the suspect
This post was edited on 4/23/24 at 11:22 am
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35085 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

A male


How do they know?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98902 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:23 pm to
How did the police know the stabber's gender? Do they have a biologist at the precinct?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35085 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:24 pm to
If he's smart he'll get rid of one of the bags.
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61256 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:24 pm to
#Breaking: LA police have released a sketch of the suspect.

Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98902 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:25 pm to
That would make him a criminal mastermind. He would never get caught.

For now, I'll nickname him the "2 bag stabber".
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101382 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

If he's smart he'll get rid of one of the bags.


Or if they are something he needs, just grab another one from somewhere.

What an utterly absurd “identifying characteristic” regardless of any other considerations.
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61256 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

If he's smart he'll get rid of one of the bags.
Posted by Padme
Member since Dec 2020
6156 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:25 pm to
Amber alert woke me up early this morning, the race of the perp was noticeably absent
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98902 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:26 pm to
He's awfully thin. The woman probably wanted some of that food he's carrying in his two bags but he clearly needs all of it.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
73553 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41284 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

A male who was carrying 2 bags


Possible pronouns zie, zim, zir, zis


Chances the victim voted blue? 97%
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18349 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:30 pm to
They smiliin in your face
Ooohh wanna take yo place
Those bag stabbers
Bagggg stabbers
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
59816 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:31 pm to
So disappointed in y'all...

Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38880 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:37 pm to
Posted by DaBike
Member since Jan 2008
9118 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:47 pm to
This is a racist code for person of color.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79179 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."




Posted by SoggyBottomBaw
Live Free Or Die
Member since Nov 2022
434 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

If he's smart he'll consolidate the bags.
FIFY...
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30175 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:55 pm to
I bet the assailant is still carrying two bags since the news outlets went easy on him.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8630 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 12:58 pm to
Were the bags big or small? What color, what ID on them?

If they were big, how did he stab her, with his third hand?
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