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Google VP says people can live to be 500.

Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:27 pm
Posted by xxKylexx
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2011
4039 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:27 pm
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Who's ready for 400 more years of Les?
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:28 pm to
well, i'm a highlander so i'm immortal

not impressed
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:29 pm to
Google VP is an idiot
Posted by xxKylexx
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2011
4039 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:30 pm to
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
39981 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:30 pm to
120 tops.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98195 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:30 pm to
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Who's ready for 50,000,000 SFP posts?


FIFY
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142047 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22439 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:34 pm to
Unless someone can slow aging who would want to extend life?

IF the current state of being 90 years old is only the halfway point of life, the second half of life is going to SUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:40 pm to
Would you want to live forever?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260846 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

Would you want to live forever?


I'd like a shot at it.
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:44 pm to
Google is really taking this april fools shite too far.
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
11812 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:10 pm to
if you lived to 500, you couldn't retire until you hit your 400's at least
Posted by applejacked
USA
Member since Mar 2015
326 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:28 pm to
Would we be vegetables for about 420 years of that?
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76529 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

if you lived to 500, you couldn't retire until you hit your 400's at least


The value of money would change in drastic ways obviously, but I don't think that would be true at all.

It would create even class separation though. The value of education would be indeterminable.

It would basically turn the entire world on it's head.
Posted by Hammond Tiger Fan
Hammond
Member since Oct 2007
16217 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

It would basically turn the entire world on it's head


I would love to see and would welcome $0.25 burgers with an open mouth
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1103 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

120 tops.


120 has already been broken, tops is 122 so far.

Jeanne Calment
This post was edited on 4/1/15 at 1:37 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86501 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

I would love to see and would welcome $0.25 burgers with an open mouth


well with that kind of attitude looks like your life expectancy just plummeted to about 460.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22353 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:51 pm to
Give me my 420 and keep the change.
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