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re: Are parents really buying their daughters tits for graduation?

Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:25 pm to
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13587 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:25 pm to
Nothing says fatherly duties like buying your daughter bigger, perkier targets for a frat cumshot fest.
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16877 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:27 pm to
First semester in college we had a chick on our flag football team. The second semester (spring) she came back with new headlights Her parents bought Her for Xmas.

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129005 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:29 pm to
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I wish mine would have. You'd still have a pancake arse.




Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50253 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:29 pm to
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sorority

which tribe??
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48853 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:32 pm to
My dad gave me a set of balls for graduation.

And 100 shares of Apple Stock.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77991 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:35 pm to
Girl in my senior class got them. That was 20 years ago.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:38 pm to
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attending a couple of sorority functions


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Why don't you have a seat? Have a seat right over there.



sorority function.

18 and over

this joke doesn't apply here
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28929 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:42 pm to
my sister-in-law's sister went into modeling after college graduation and her dad paid for half as a present. It wasn't just a lift, it was like porn star level work.

so we like to say he paid for one and her (now ex) husband paid for the other.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16867 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:44 pm to
Back at LSU, I dated a girl who had gotten implants for her graduation....so parents have been doing that for at least 10 years.

They felt quite nice, BTW. I prefer natural though.
Posted by artompkins
Orange Beach, Al
Member since May 2010
5615 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:44 pm to
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And 100 shares of Apple Stock.


My dad gave me stock as well; 100 shares of Microsoft in 1987. My brother had his rather hefty bail from some serious felony charges paid for his.

I don't remember boob jobs being a real big deal in 1987 though.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17028 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:45 pm to
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You'd still have a pancake arse.



This is more important than bolton boobies. If the booty is right, I don't care if you're an A cup. Do those squats ladies.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:46 pm to
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What kind of shallow moron would buy their daughter tits?


should do it after high school...use them to get a man instead of wasting money on college
Posted by LSU8654722
Member since Apr 2014
1495 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:49 pm to
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Are parents really buying their daughters tits for graduation?


They're cheaper than a new car and last longer
This post was edited on 3/30/15 at 12:50 pm
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20722 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:50 pm to
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This is more important than bolton boobies. If the booty is right, I don't care if you're an A cup. Do those squats ladies.


I'd rather have a nice set of DD twins oh wait...........
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43143 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:56 pm to
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