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Bank robber had enough of the DA's shite. He opts for his own on the stand.

Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:21 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:21 pm


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The trial for the man accused of robbing a bank in San Luis Obispo was abruptly sent into recess on Wednesday, when the defendant ate his own feces while on the witness stand.

Andrew Gilbertson is charged with robbing the Bank of America on Santa Rosa Street in San Luis Obispo in October of 2013. He has pleaded not guilty and not guilty by reason of insanity.

While on the stand Wednesday, Gilbertson said the Virgin Mary told him to disguise himself and rob the bank.

His testimony ended and the judge ordered a recess when Gilbertson reached into his pants. He said the Virgin Mary told him to eat his feces.

The trial resumed later in the afternoon with testimony from a mental health expert who said he observed Gilbertson hitting himself to get rid of the voices in his head. He said Gilbertson is not currently on any anti-psychotic medication.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:23 pm to
Probably just melted chocolate
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:23 pm to
Helluva an insanity defense
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:23 pm to
The video is pretty good. I'd like to read the transcript.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:24 pm to
That's shitty, man.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:24 pm to
Ever watched Training Day....it could have been peanut butter.
Posted by BigDawg0420
Hamsterdam
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:26 pm to
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Helluva an insanity defense


No shite
Posted by Kingwood Tiger
Katy, TX
Member since Jul 2005
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:27 pm to
Ahhh the old melted snickers defense, well played, well played
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:28 pm to
I think I'd give him a pass.......
Posted by forksup
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:30 pm to
Arseinclarse

That guy's forehead disturbingly huge.
Posted by Negative Nomad
Hell
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:31 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/30/15 at 11:59 pm
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:32 pm to
I believe this is your second thread about a defendant handling feces on the stand.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:34 pm to
So I see he's going for the "Crime of Passion" plea... Wait, no.. that's not right..
Posted by The Mick
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:34 pm to
Another quality thread by arseinclarse ! (serious)
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:37 pm to
Like a boss.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34414 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

I believe this is your second thread about a defendant handling feces on the stand.


Third. Twice the past couple of weeks.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:44 pm to
Baby Ruth

Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:54 pm to

Mr.Gilbertson is obviously a former Acacia pledge...
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:56 pm to
Dude watched training day.
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/27/15 at 2:56 pm to
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