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Best (most entertaining) sermons or stories ever heard at a wedding?
Posted on 3/26/15 at 7:25 am
Posted on 3/26/15 at 7:25 am
I was at a wedding a while back where the officiant starting condemning bestiality during the exchange of rings.
Just before the vows he looks at the crowd and says "now we know, statistically, this marriage has a greater than 50% chance of divorce. I charge you all here, today, to support both families if/when that were to occur"
I, of course, laughed at loud at that thinking it was a joke. Apparently, it's frowned upon to bust out laughing during the exchange of wedding vows.
Any entertaining wedding stories?
Just before the vows he looks at the crowd and says "now we know, statistically, this marriage has a greater than 50% chance of divorce. I charge you all here, today, to support both families if/when that were to occur"
I, of course, laughed at loud at that thinking it was a joke. Apparently, it's frowned upon to bust out laughing during the exchange of wedding vows.
Any entertaining wedding stories?
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Posted on 3/26/15 at 7:27 am to theunknownknight
Posted on 3/26/15 at 7:28 am to theunknownknight
We had a very conservative Baptist preacher, who is a family friend conduct our wedding. We asked him to keep it short and simple, but for some reason during the ceremony, he went on this long, awkward rant about how wive's should submit to their husbands and are the lesser of the household. I was trying not to laugh with the face my wife was giving me. When we were walking down the aisle to leave, my wife whispered to me "what the frick was that?" 
Posted on 3/26/15 at 7:28 am to CaptainsWafer
Well...there are other posters on this board that can vouch for that wedding.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 7:31 am to Salmon
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about how wive's should submit to their husbands
Sounds reasonable if the husband is doing his job.
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