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How to get your SO off your back...a list of methods

Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:20 pm
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:20 pm
Method 1) Women love to feel important to your work...whatever it is. Tell them you are swamped with this project and need their help to do research on methods, or the best procedures to accomplish whatever.

Method 2) They like to believe they are design gurus. Tell her to go out and determine an appropriate color scheme for a coherent room to room layout.

Method 3) Ask for a sammich


what you got?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67082 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:21 pm to
Get the chores done before she gets home.
Do them the way she likes to do them.
Ask her for her opinion.
Listen to her problems.
Give her a backrub.

It's not THAT hard
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:22 pm to
1). Having a real job (not a teacher)
This post was edited on 3/25/15 at 5:24 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:22 pm to
4) frick her sister
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30615 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:23 pm to

Play video games
Watch old recordings of football games
Go Fishing
Go Hunting
This post was edited on 6/9/20 at 8:07 am
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:24 pm to
always bring large wood
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38231 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:25 pm to


quote:


Sit down. If the attacker is trying to pick you up from behind, drop your hips quickly and violently as if you were plopping down on a love seat. This will make you harder to pick up and give you an extra moment to attack them and fend them off by stomping on their shins or repositioning for a frontal defense.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

Get the chores done before she gets home.
Do them the way she likes to do them.
Ask her for her opinion.
Listen to her problems.
Give her a backrub.

It's not THAT hard

look at this recently engaged fool. i wish i loved anything at all as much as you love this woman that will surely ruin your life.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

Get the chores done before she gets home.
Do them the way she likes to do them.
Ask her for her opinion.
Listen to her problems.
Give her a backrub.


Thats the most fricked up idea ever. Are you a woman alter? A man does that consistently for years and he is a slave. Better to not do any of it on the reg, so she thinks it special when it happens and she thinks you and the cat are equally untrainable.

Trust me. 33 years of married bliss this August.
Posted by 633tiger
Member since Jun 2007
1230 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:28 pm to
kingbob

This dude is whipped
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67082 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:33 pm to
Patience for your so's problems
Intelligent advice
Investigate her feelings
Help her through her problems
Build Trust
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67082 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

look at this recently engaged fool. i wish i loved anything at all as much as you love this woman that will surely ruin your life.


That was a troll post, brah. Ya'll should know by now that it's impossible to do chores the way a woman wants them done

That's why Louisiana's laws regarding construction say "completed to the satisfaction of a reasonable man"

There's no satisfying women.
This post was edited on 3/25/15 at 5:37 pm
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:36 pm to
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

Method 1) Women love to feel important to your work...whatever it is. Tell them you are swamped with this project and need their help to do research on methods, or the best procedures to accomplish whatever.

Method 2) They like to believe they are design gurus. Tell her to go out and determine an appropriate color scheme for a coherent room to room layout.

Method 3) Ask for a sammich


what you got?


I can agree with this 100%. As a home builder, my SO loves when I let her pick out materials and colors for my spec homes. I don't like doing it and she loves it.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21842 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:39 pm to
PIIHB obviously
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83462 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:40 pm to
Method 4) Break up with them
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62990 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

look at this recently engaged fool. i wish i loved anything at all as much as you love this woman that will surely ruin your life.


I fricking love this guy.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

i wish i loved anything at all as much as you love this woman that will surely ruin your life.


Same!
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260477 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

Get the chores done before she gets home.


Smart man screws them up, you'll never have to fold clothes again.
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10016 posts
Posted on 3/25/15 at 6:04 pm to
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633tiger


You're not married. Thanks for rubbing it in our faces
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