re: Way too early 2015 LSU Football Season Prediction thread

Optimistic prediction:
McNeese State - W, cupcake
@ Mississippi State - W, this will be like the 2011 game
Auburn - W, Aubbie's improved D keeps them close for 3 quarters
@ Syracuse - W, Syracuse will look competent for the first half
Eastern Michigan - W, cupcake (poor EMUs)
@ South Carolina - W, Spurrier will want revenge for 2012 so expect a close fight
Florida - W - McElwain meltdown mode engaged
Western Kentucky - W, cupcake
@ Alabama - W, Bama will not be able to reload on offense this year. Expect a 2011 style game.
Arkansas - W, Tigers want revenge
@ Ole Miss - L, Ole Miss will be pissed off. Buzzsaw and stuff
Texas A&M - W, similar to 2013 game but expect more scoring.

11-1 regular season SEC west champs

Pessimistic prediction:

McNeese State - W, cupcake
@ Mississippi State - L, Dak attak is in full strength and Clanga reloads. Mullen is actually a good coach.
Auburn - W, Gus still won't be able to do shite without a 4.4 quarterback
@ Syracuse - W, WHY EVEN SCHEDULE THIS GAME? LSU gets embarrassed in the first half due to the long distance.
Eastern Michigan - W, our starting quarterback will throw a pick six before an absolute bloodbath
@ South Carolina - L, Spurrier
Florida - W, Florida comes close but has NO depth
Western Kentucky - W, poor Hilltoppers
@ Alabama - L, a QB emerges from practice and plugs into the offense perfectly. WRs are actually good and the five-headed monster of Henry, Drake, Flowers, Harris, and Scarborough tear up our defense.
@ Ole Miss - L, Treadwell goes off
Texas A&M - W, goes into overtime and ags brag about how close they came to winning.

7-4 regular season