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Spinoff of the SJW thread: How many privileges do you have?

Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:00 pm
Posted by notslim99
City of Bossier City
Member since Feb 2005
4531 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:00 pm
Let's see if I'm doing this right. I have the following privileges...

Male
white
straight
married
Christian
literacy
college
full-time work
home owner
pet owner
gun owner
parent
meat eater
full beard

I have to check these privileges daily, and it's exhausting. I don't have thin privilege, so that means you guys can't make fun of my weight.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124438 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:01 pm to
I'm white

That's all I care about
Posted by Jet12
Tweet, tweet, tweet, two steps.
Member since Nov 2010
20554 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

meat eater

ANIMAL MURDERER
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112331 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:06 pm to
I'm a white kid in college that isn't 500 pounds and likes normal things and I'm from the south


I'm a SJWs worst nightmare. I clearly have never worried about anything in my life since I'm so privileged
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20117 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:12 pm to
Stop lending credence to these made up words for illogical concepts. You're inadvertently legitimizing them through repetition.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:18 pm to
I'd say the main privilege I have is being smarter than all the morons who run around talking about the privileges I have.

The whole concept is basically a public admission of stupidity by everyone propagating it.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:21 pm to
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

Posted by Chaos_Actual
Member since Mar 2015
431 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:23 pm to


+180. confirmed shitlord
This post was edited on 3/18/15 at 7:46 pm
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:25 pm to
What's considered tall for a female?

It's the difference between a 70 and a 80 for me.

ETA:

Had to look up "cis"
This post was edited on 3/18/15 at 7:29 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63029 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:28 pm to
+175. Weird, because it feels like much much more.

I'm doing this from the couch of the cabin in Big Sky while drinking craft beer, so maybe that's it.
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:29 pm to
W.M.A. stands for "White Male American" In Pearl Jam - The Illustrated Story, Eddie Vedder explained: "I think I'd probably stayed at the rehearsal studio the night before and it had been a couple of days since I had a shower and I've got my old shoes on and I don't look too great, a little grunge on my teeth or whatever. And I'm sitting there with this guy who's of a darker color than me, and along come these cops, they run around with their bikes trying to look cool. So here they come, they're heading straight for us. And they just ignored me and [started] hassling him. Compared to me, this guy looks as respectable as f--k. But they started hassling him, and that just blew me the f--k away. So I started hassling them and one thing led to another... I was just really wound up by it. I had all this f--king energy rushing through me. I was mad. Really f--king angry. I got back to the studio and the guys had been working on this thing and I just went straight in and did the vocals, and that was the song."
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141987 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:30 pm to
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47133 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:32 pm to
I get paid a bunch because I decided to go to college.

I guess my privilege is that I knew college was an option, whereas the majority of those who whine about white privilege laugh at the thought of paying for school beyond HS.
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
85042 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:33 pm to
Add it up

If you can't add -30

Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

Male
white
straight
married
Christian
literacy
college
full-time work
home owner
pet owner
gun owner
parent
meat eater
full beard


All this and I oppress people of different ethnicities on the reg
This post was edited on 3/18/15 at 7:35 pm
Posted by Globalx39
Where I live
Member since Jun 2006
804 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:51 pm to
+140

Prolly should add another +100 for catching the misspelling of Saturday

Damn, I'm privileged for a bald fat guy
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 8:02 pm to
White male, I gots all the privileges
Posted by Joseph Bockrath
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
236 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 8:39 pm to
You forgot cisgendered CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE a-hole.
This post was edited on 1/26/17 at 7:35 pm
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