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Man in green thong jumps from bushes and assaults two FL teens
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:30 am
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:30 am
nsfw inage in link
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Around 10 p.m. Saturday evening, a white male jumped out of the bushes wearing a green thong, flip flops, a ball cap and a sweatshirt. He approached a group of females who are in their late teens and assaulted two of them.
As of about midnight, deputies were conducting saturated patrols in the area of South Holiday Road and Scenic Gulf Drive in Miramar Beach.
The male is described to be in his late 40s, and one of the girls managed to take a photo of the suspect with her camera.
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"... This type of behavior will not be tolerated in our county," Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Catherine Rodriguez wrote in an email update after releasing the unedited photo.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:34 am to arseinclarse
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arseinclarse
You must have a different internet than I have….where do you get all of this stuff?
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:36 am to SoFla Tideroller
It pains me to say it again but we seriously need a Florida board.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:37 am to arseinclarse
Seriously when is the Florida Board going to be up and running?
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:40 am to arseinclarse
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assaulted two of them.
I just imagined him jumping out and smacking them with his dick
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 10:41 am
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:41 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:48 am to arseinclarse
Good thing I'm not into that whole state pride thing.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:58 am to blue_morrison
There is a great documentary on Vimeo called "Florida Man", I recommend it if you have an hour to kill. It is just a series of like 30 1-2 minute or so interviews with guys in Florida and you get a pretty deep insight into why you see shite like this from Florida.
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