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Man in green thong jumps from bushes and assaults two FL teens

Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:30 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:30 am
nsfw inage in link



quote:

Around 10 p.m. Saturday evening, a white male jumped out of the bushes wearing a green thong, flip flops, a ball cap and a sweatshirt. He approached a group of females who are in their late teens and assaulted two of them.

As of about midnight, deputies were conducting saturated patrols in the area of South Holiday Road and Scenic Gulf Drive in Miramar Beach.

The male is described to be in his late 40s, and one of the girls managed to take a photo of the suspect with her camera.



quote:

"... This type of behavior will not be tolerated in our county," Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Catherine Rodriguez wrote in an email update after releasing the unedited photo.


Posted by SnoopALoop
Nashville
Member since Apr 2014
4394 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:34 am to
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
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Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33474 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:34 am to
quote:

arseinclarse


You must have a different internet than I have….where do you get all of this stuff?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30090 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:35 am to
Thong Life
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:36 am to
It pains me to say it again but we seriously need a Florida board.
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:37 am to
walt
Posted by mglsu21
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2012
1260 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:37 am to
Seriously when is the Florida Board going to be up and running?
Posted by LSUTil_iDie
Lawrenceville, GA
Member since Jan 2012
5511 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:40 am to
quote:

assaulted two of them.


I just imagined him jumping out and smacking them with his dick
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 10:41 am
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5127 posts
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Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33060 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:45 am to
thongPOS
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77580 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:48 am to
Good thing I'm not into that whole state pride thing.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63266 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:50 am to
Toned butt.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:58 am to
There is a great documentary on Vimeo called "Florida Man", I recommend it if you have an hour to kill. It is just a series of like 30 1-2 minute or so interviews with guys in Florida and you get a pretty deep insight into why you see shite like this from Florida.
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