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The "Bowel Movement Bandit"
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:42 am
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:42 am
This really requires no introduction.
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For the past three years, residents of a quiet Akron, Ohio, neighborhood say they've been terrorized by a man defecating on cars and even children's front yard toys.
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But early Wednesday, a diligent neighbor who set up a time-lapse camera managed to catch the suspect with his pants down — and turned over the photographic evidence to police. Akron authorities have released the image of the so-called "Bowel Movement Bandit," who they say has pooped on at least 19 parked cars in driveways in the city's Castle Homes neighborhood.
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Another resident pooh-poohed the man's behavior as disturbing and bizarre. "My mother-in-law walked out of our house one day, and the kids' front-yard slide had to be sanitized," Rob Brunson told WKYC.
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"The photo shows this guy bent over on the hood, pants to ankles defecating on the car," Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards told the station. "We need to know who this person is."
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:43 am to classictiger
Especially since we were introduced to it yesterday
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:44 am to Croacka
When u gotta go you gotta go
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:44 am to classictiger
inb4:I'dbeattheshitoutofthatguyificaughthim
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:45 am to classictiger
Painfully awkward Rob Lowe strikes again
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:47 am to classictiger
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Another resident pooh-poohed the man's behavior as disturbing and bizarre.
Heh.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:47 am to classictiger
Painfully awkward Rob Lowe strikes again
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:59 am to classictiger
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front yard toys.
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Akron, Ohio
Trash city, U.S.A.
Maybe he's only targeting houses that have their kids junk / toys left out in the front yard. If so, I see nothing wrong with this.
This post was edited on 3/12/15 at 12:02 pm
Posted on 3/12/15 at 12:19 pm to classictiger
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"We need to know who this person is."
How many guys can there be waddling around the neighborhood??
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