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The "Bowel Movement Bandit"

Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:42 am
Posted by classictiger
Member since Mar 2007
5795 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:42 am
This really requires no introduction.

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For the past three years, residents of a quiet Akron, Ohio, neighborhood say they've been terrorized by a man defecating on cars and even children's front yard toys.


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But early Wednesday, a diligent neighbor who set up a time-lapse camera managed to catch the suspect with his pants down — and turned over the photographic evidence to police. Akron authorities have released the image of the so-called "Bowel Movement Bandit," who they say has pooped on at least 19 parked cars in driveways in the city's Castle Homes neighborhood.


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Another resident pooh-poohed the man's behavior as disturbing and bizarre. "My mother-in-law walked out of our house one day, and the kids' front-yard slide had to be sanitized," Rob Brunson told WKYC.



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"The photo shows this guy bent over on the hood, pants to ankles defecating on the car," Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards told the station. "We need to know who this person is."


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Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:43 am to
Especially since we were introduced to it yesterday
Posted by BigDawg0420
Hamsterdam
Member since Apr 2010
7396 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:44 am to
When u gotta go you gotta go
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33445 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:44 am to
inb4:I'dbeattheshitoutofthatguyificaughthim
Posted by belowmebama
Member since Jul 2008
7303 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:45 am to
Painfully awkward Rob Lowe strikes again
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
13847 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:47 am to
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Another resident pooh-poohed the man's behavior as disturbing and bizarre.

Heh.
Posted by belowmebama
Member since Jul 2008
7303 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:47 am to
Painfully awkward Rob Lowe strikes again
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20756 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 11:59 am to
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front yard toys.


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Akron, Ohio


Trash city, U.S.A.

Maybe he's only targeting houses that have their kids junk / toys left out in the front yard. If so, I see nothing wrong with this.
This post was edited on 3/12/15 at 12:02 pm
Posted by CowboyPride
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
226 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 12:19 pm to
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"We need to know who this person is."


How many guys can there be waddling around the neighborhood??
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