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Facebook trying to make excuses for being a slob now.

Posted on 3/12/15 at 6:54 am
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 6:54 am
The pictures going around pretty much justifying being messy.

Ex.

"Dishes proves I feed my family.
Full trash cans mean I clean up after them
Messy floors mean I let my child have fun (totally contradicts the previous statement btw)
A pile of unfolded laundry means I keep my family in clean clothes
Wet bathroom means my kid took a shower
So next time you come to my house and see a mess, think twice before you judge"

My wife does all of these but the house stays clean. What gives?
This post was edited on 3/12/15 at 7:09 am
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80890 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 6:55 am to
Facebook fricking blows..


Get off of it
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 6:56 am to
Facebook is the devil
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68305 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 6:56 am to
your wife cleans up her and her lovers mess while you are out gangbanging
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 6:58 am to
I didn't choose My wife cleaning up after her lover's mess while I'm out gangbanging. My wife cleaning up after her lover's mess while I'm out gang banging chose me.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22847 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 6:58 am to
Posted by MadMaxwell
The Motherland
Member since Jul 2009
4599 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 6:59 am to
I think we should add more to this list.


I don't flush after I shite means I want to save water.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68305 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 6:59 am to
I had to read that twice you confusing sob

Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:00 am to
good idea


There's shite on the floor because I don't restrict my child with diapers in his own home.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68305 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:02 am to
the grass is tall because I dont want to destroy the ozone layer with my lawn mower
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:04 am to
quote:

What gives?


Bitches be crazy brah.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:05 am to


I have aluminum foil in my windows to conserve energy.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64539 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:07 am to
quote:

Posted by Bama and Beer
Facebook fricking blows..


Get off of it



Yeah it's turned into hot garbage.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:07 am to
My ex gf posted that same shite a couple weeks ago

In her honor ill go...


"I dont wash my vagina regularly to promote healthy bacterial growth that fights infection"
Posted by MadMaxwell
The Motherland
Member since Jul 2009
4599 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:09 am to
The net around the trampoline in the front yard means I can watch TV instead of my kids.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:09 am to
quote:

Facebook fricking blows..



We're fb franz!
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80890 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:10 am to
Go look for my profile

Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68305 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:10 am to
quote:

I dont wash my vagina regularly because a mouth is dirty and this is the best way to avoid a mouth touching my pussy"
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:10 am to
I never make the beds bc I don't want my family to think they aren't welcome in their own beds.
Posted by MadMaxwell
The Motherland
Member since Jul 2009
4599 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:14 am to
The stack of old Good Housekeeping magazines means I also lack a sense of irony as well as housekeeping skills
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