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re: Any good blind date stories?
Posted on 3/4/15 at 6:17 pm to TigerBait2008
Posted on 3/4/15 at 6:17 pm to TigerBait2008
my friend went on a blind date and married her.
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 6:30 pm to athenslife101
Picked up a blind chick at the bar once, and that's the only time I've ever gotten nooky
Posted on 3/4/15 at 7:01 pm to DrRogers
Blind dates are kind of impossible these days 
If my friend set me up for a date for tonight id probably have more info on her than I would ever need before i got to the date
If my friend set me up for a date for tonight id probably have more info on her than I would ever need before i got to the date
Posted on 3/4/15 at 7:08 pm to athenslife101
Got set up with a female coworkers sister. She warned me that she was a little nuts and wasn't looking for anything serious.
She was at least an irl 8. We double dated for dinner and I offered to take her for drinks then drop her off at her place. She proceeded to get hammered at the bar we went to, while I only had one drink because i was driving.
We get to her place, I say thanks for the good time, walk her to the door. She throws the door open throws her dress over her head and asked me to frick her.
I did the OT proud. But only after I ran back to my car to get condoms.
Found out about two weeks and a couple more smash sessions later that she had gone through a lesbian stage and I was the first man she had hooked up with in over a year.
She still sends me some sexy snapchats every once in a while, although we haven't seen each other in about a year
That's as good a blind date as I have. For that 1 good one I've got at least 5 horrible ones
She was at least an irl 8. We double dated for dinner and I offered to take her for drinks then drop her off at her place. She proceeded to get hammered at the bar we went to, while I only had one drink because i was driving.
We get to her place, I say thanks for the good time, walk her to the door. She throws the door open throws her dress over her head and asked me to frick her.
I did the OT proud. But only after I ran back to my car to get condoms.
Found out about two weeks and a couple more smash sessions later that she had gone through a lesbian stage and I was the first man she had hooked up with in over a year.
She still sends me some sexy snapchats every once in a while, although we haven't seen each other in about a year
That's as good a blind date as I have. For that 1 good one I've got at least 5 horrible ones
Posted on 3/4/15 at 7:44 pm to baseballmind1212
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For that 1 good one I've got at least 5 horrible ones
Posted on 3/4/15 at 7:58 pm to iAmBatman
Idk if this is a blind date, but I once got this girl's number at a bar when I was 100% sauced, didn't have a clue what she looked like. I texted her and we met-up. I thought at best she'd be a weird 6. She was a pretty cool 8 and later admitted she had no clue what I looked like either.
Hooked up for like 4 weeks!
Hooked up for like 4 weeks!
Posted on 3/4/15 at 7:58 pm to Bourre
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For that 1 good one I've got at least 5 horrible ones
This girl kept canceling on me last second because she had a 1 year old and was having babysitter issues. We have been talking on the phone for awhile but never met. She looked beautiful in all pictures. So finally, after canceling again she said hell, I feel terrible. Just come over to my house. I said ok. This was our first date so I dressed up nice for her. She opened the door wearing flip flops, shorts, and a shirt that looked like a dog had been chewing on it for days. She still looked good though so I shrugged it off. We sat in the living room and she was more interested in watching tv than talking to me. She kept turning the volume up to the TV and seemed annoyed that I was talking over it. Apparently, I was interrupting TV time for this gal. During commercial she rushed me into the other room to see her 1 year old kid. Then it was back to the living room and she gave me a "Shhhhh" this time during the show. I said Freak THIS. Got up and left.
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:07 pm to Bourre
Best friend's girlfriend sets me up on double date freshman year college. Supposed to pick girl up at 7. She doesn't answer any phone calls and doesn't come outside until 8. At this point we missed our dinner reservation. She asks if we can just go to a bar instead. Sure why not.
We meet her friends at reggies in tigerland. Should have known it would be bad.
They proceed to get hammered. I'm stuck driving home so I dont drink. After staying in reggies til 1 I'm sitting here thinking I better be getting at least some grade A head outta this. On the way back to her place she says I can come in. Tells me she stays in a house with some roomates so its all good.
I go inside and think damn this place is nice. We go to her room. She strips down to just her shorts. Its dark but her body's ok. Nothing spectacular but she's not fat. Decent boobs. So its all good I can work with that.
We start making out hot and heavy and man she fricking stinks. I mean like sweaty drunken stank arse. But at this point I've got too much invested to not at least bust one.
I'm getting her warmed up so she takes off her shorts and thong in one swift movement. What proceeds to pop out has go to be the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Not only did she have a FOREST OF EDEN down there but she had a legit happy trail thicker than mine. Yep found the stench too
So, here I am sitting with the equivalent of ape woman from the waist down. But I'm young and determined. So I lay on my back and give her head a little push down there. She does work for no longer than thirty seconds before she proceeds to blow CHUNKS all over me.
I jumped up, pull my pants up throw my shirt off and without a work take off for the door. Open the door and walk down the hallway. Get to the kitchen and bam! Theres dad in all his glory sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast before he leaves for the plant at 4.
Yep. Dad. Not roommate. Motherfricking dad. I make eye contact, take off on a sprint for the back door. Hop into the car and burn it out of there.
TLDR: irl 6 becomes irl -20 ape woman when she loses the pants. Gives her dinner back to me while I'm getting a beej. I get to meet Dad on the way out.
Yea it was bad
We meet her friends at reggies in tigerland. Should have known it would be bad.
They proceed to get hammered. I'm stuck driving home so I dont drink. After staying in reggies til 1 I'm sitting here thinking I better be getting at least some grade A head outta this. On the way back to her place she says I can come in. Tells me she stays in a house with some roomates so its all good.
I go inside and think damn this place is nice. We go to her room. She strips down to just her shorts. Its dark but her body's ok. Nothing spectacular but she's not fat. Decent boobs. So its all good I can work with that.
We start making out hot and heavy and man she fricking stinks. I mean like sweaty drunken stank arse. But at this point I've got too much invested to not at least bust one.
I'm getting her warmed up so she takes off her shorts and thong in one swift movement. What proceeds to pop out has go to be the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Not only did she have a FOREST OF EDEN down there but she had a legit happy trail thicker than mine. Yep found the stench too
So, here I am sitting with the equivalent of ape woman from the waist down. But I'm young and determined. So I lay on my back and give her head a little push down there. She does work for no longer than thirty seconds before she proceeds to blow CHUNKS all over me.
I jumped up, pull my pants up throw my shirt off and without a work take off for the door. Open the door and walk down the hallway. Get to the kitchen and bam! Theres dad in all his glory sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast before he leaves for the plant at 4.
Yep. Dad. Not roommate. Motherfricking dad. I make eye contact, take off on a sprint for the back door. Hop into the car and burn it out of there.
TLDR: irl 6 becomes irl -20 ape woman when she loses the pants. Gives her dinner back to me while I'm getting a beej. I get to meet Dad on the way out.
Yea it was bad
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:11 pm to tigerfoot
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shite up the side of a tree on your first date, your fate is sealed.
That pretty much trumps the time I sneezed while driving, on a first date, and noticed about 5 minutes later that there was a GIGANTIC green mucous ball on the steering wheel, just staring at my date and me.
Yeah, that one didn't last very long...
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:24 pm to baseballmind1212
Good lord son. You win.
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:27 pm to LuckySo-n-So
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This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 9:02 am
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:28 pm to athenslife101
Blind chicks are rude. I open the doors for them but they don't even acknowledge with a "thank you".
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:33 pm to BeerMoney
Haha yea man. That's the worst I got. It only took me two years of college before I realized that having a decent lookin frick buddy tops any other relationship. They come and go but they aren't hard to find.
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:38 pm to athenslife101
She didn't see a damn thing.
ETA: My parents met on a blind date.
ETA: My parents met on a blind date.
This post was edited on 3/4/15 at 9:39 pm
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