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The Court Scene with Chavis on the Stand

Posted on 2/28/15 at 6:53 am
Posted by TopsInAmericaTim
Houston Area
Member since Oct 2011
1403 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 6:53 am
Here's to hoping the week of LSU - Aggie game this year, the case hits the courts... Chavis is called to testify... In a fit of rage he pulls out a gun and tells everyone, "I'll give you just one minute to stop this kangaroo court or I will use all my defensive power to stop you!!!" Everyone shrugs their shoulders and laughs knowing that in one minute Chavis never stopped anyone...
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41575 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 7:11 am to
Is this a joke?
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
60263 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 7:16 am to
A joke would indicate humor, so I'm gonna say no.
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33060 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 7:21 am to
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33874 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 7:21 am to
Wat
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
31935 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 7:23 am to
man, you probably put a lot of thought into that too didn't you?
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21408 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 7:24 am to
Good try. but...no.
Posted by TailgateTiger
Bullard, Texas
Member since Oct 2008
2183 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 7:37 am to
Whatever you do, DON'T post this on the SEC Rant!! ...aww frick too late
This post was edited on 2/28/15 at 7:39 am
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 7:45 am to
Give me back the 5 seconds it took to open this thread and read your stupid post.
Posted by T-mart57
Lexington
Member since Jan 2013
762 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 8:10 am to
Great joke, 10/10, would recommend to a friend.
Posted by Deke
Palm Coast, Florida
Member since Jan 2004
1216 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 8:10 am to
Give him a pass because of the Ann Margaret picture.
Posted by Tigerik
Franklin, TN
Member since Mar 2007
1622 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 8:16 am to
Tim, critics are a dime a dozen, but it takes creativity & intellect to get great humor.

I liked your post as it's true. Mr. 3rd & Chavis could never stop anyone in a minute, especially the last minute of a ball game in which we desperately needed a stop. Just ask Bama, Notre Dame, Bama again, etc. etc. etc.
This post was edited on 2/28/15 at 8:18 am
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39980 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 8:18 am to
Lol!
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20026 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 8:21 am to
I liked the scenario....
Posted by WHATDOINO
Member since Dec 2008
6509 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 8:22 am to
Ho.....Ree.....Sheet
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
31935 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 8:45 am to
quote:

but it takes creativity & intellect to get great humor.



neither of which could be found in the op....
Posted by adamb2151
Houston, Texas
Member since Jun 2013
6586 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 8:54 am to
Did he really post this on the SECR? I can't bear to look.
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 9:02 am to
This is probably one of the top 5 dumbest things I've read on here... And that's really saying something. Congrats
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 9:05 am to
This will never go to court. It will be decided by a Summary Judgment motion.

Depositions will be taken. And, based on those depositions, there's not a judge in America who couldn't award LSU the $400,000. The only question will be who has to pay it -- eaTme or Chiefcontractbreaker.
Posted by Minnesota Tigah
Somehow, Wisconsin
Member since Jul 2014
883 posts
Posted on 2/28/15 at 10:03 am to
Put the bottle down. Now.
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