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re: Just the punchline, please

Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by GO TIGERS GO
Member since Sep 2007
1029 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:18 pm to
One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:51 pm to
Juan on Juan
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79202 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:55 pm to
The woman.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 5:14 pm to
Patio Furniture
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24835 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 5:25 pm to
and BLAMO, he cut his legs off...
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13070 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 5:29 pm to
His body was all cock and his nose is a pecker!
Posted by sparkinator
Lake Claiborne
Member since Dec 2007
4460 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 6:12 pm to
Oh, I misunderstood,... I thought you said "Had sex with a goat."
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34662 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 6:42 pm to
That when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse!
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 6:44 pm to
Just kidding, I didn't need the money
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18368 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 6:48 pm to
.....nothing, you done told her twice......
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 6:51 pm to
And that, Your Honor, is why a 16 year old girl was naked in my hotel room.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 6:51 pm to


"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18796 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 6:52 pm to
Right here you buckin bitch
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 6:55 pm to
When dogshit gets old it turns white and quits stinking
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:14 pm to
frick now you all have to tell the jokes
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:20 pm to
The altar boy replies "two candy bars!"

Don't touch me Jesus, I'm on disability!

Clitty litter.

'Cuz they're so damn stupid.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47131 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:21 pm to
You don't understand, Chunks is my dog!

Sister: You know, you're much bigger than dad.
Brother: Yeah, I know, mom told me.
This post was edited on 2/27/15 at 7:23 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55303 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:21 pm to
HEY DUCK!
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39114 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:37 pm to
It would be a clock if you put two hands and a face on it.

Hang on, I'll get my hat. I'm going with you.

Slow pigmies.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:43 pm to
I want to gargle before sister Mary puts her arse in the holy water

Cancer

I lost the boudin at the third bar

That's not my finger

Block that kick! Block that kick!
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