re: Have you ever done something while drunk that later made you proud?

One of my buddies got into a bar fight and as I was about to jump in, I remembered he had scored on me in FIFA a couple of times and wouldn't skip the replays.

I don't regret not jumping in.

My story is strangely similar to one shared before:

Hitting on a girl while out, things going well. Anchor shows up and starts berating me after I've done nothing but say hello and ask her name. Just relentless. Seriously, just way over the top.

I turn away sort've laughing-my friends were elsewhere in the bar at the time-and yet she doesn't stop. Still bulldogging in full Captain Save-a-heaux mode.

Simultaneous to this, my beer arrives from the bartender. So in a split second's time, I think to myself, just go with it...So I turn back to the overweight Chihuahua still yapping and in full ankle biting mode, and lean in intently, nod my head, and then look confused and say, "Wait...what was that last part? I couldn't hear you...lean in closer?"

She takes the bait hook, line and sinker, never noticing that I had my thumb on top of the bottle shaking it under the bar. I pull away as she pulls in, and she gets doused.

Luckily for me:

1.) I'm right near the exit.
2.) I know the door man working the exit.
3.) He's seen the whole thing, laughing his @ss off.
4.) I'm between her and the exit so I just drop the mic...err...bottle Jay Z style and head for the door.

My boy says, "Imma hold them off for as long as I can. Get out of sight."

I bucked it across the first line of parked cars, duck down and keep walking. Called and texted my boys to walk out and they're like, "WTF...Why?"

Told them, "You'll see when you walk towards the exit."

I can still remember my boy walking up, seeing her, and saying, "This doesn't look like your work."

you are a bad motherfricker...or your friend was just a huge pussy

Made two sons at the same time.

Was pretty damn drunk at a formal function after party.. Guy called my sister a bitch and I intervened without out violence... Guy sucker punched me and I threw a desperation haymaker that knocked him out.. Felt pretty Boss the next day

Took on a group of Kappa Sigmas outside of Murphys in 94 for picking on Leroy. They took his guitar and started singing racist songs. My buddy and I went to town. I was duking it out with a big fricker (bigger than me) and then finally get him to the ground to kick his face annddd... Got snuck and beat up by 3 of em all the way to McDonald's across the street. Still proud of that night for doing something about that bullshite. But Probably wouldn't have done it sober. Haven't seen him in a while but Leroy knows me when I see him in chimes at the bar in his pimp suit.

1 night in Vegas drunk me hide $500 from myself. A week later I was going through my wallet and found it folded up tightly in one of the slots.

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Haven't seen him in a while but Leroy knows me when I see him in chimes at the bar in his pimp suit.

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Sorry for the hijack, but has anybody seen Wavin' Wille (Sharlo Joe) lately? I feel like I haven't seen him at his spot in almost a year.

I think it's probably a combo of both

Buy a bottle of water on the walk home and leave it at my bedside table with a note to myself. I love drunk me.