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The USMNT's next German American (Maybe)
Posted on 2/19/15 at 9:37 am
Posted on 2/19/15 at 9:37 am
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Ashton Götz is a German-American footballer who plays as a central midfielder or defender with Hamburger SV in the Bundesliga.
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Klinsmann has reached out to Hamburg SV’s Ashton Gotz about the possibility of the 21-year-old defender representing the U.S. on the international level, according to a new report out of Germany.
Ashton Götz is a German-American footballer who plays as a central midfielder or defender with Hamburger SV in the Bundesliga.
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Klinsmann called Gotz last week expressing interest in bringing him into the USMNT, Gotz’s agent said, and Gotz is on board. In fact, the report indicates by late March, when the USMNT heads to Europe to face Denmark and Switzerland, Gotz could be called in to train with the Americans (Jurgen gonna jurgen)
This post was edited on 2/19/15 at 9:40 am
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Posted on 2/19/15 at 9:56 am to Shane4689
Doesn't have a passport yet. Needs to contact his dad to get it and he only knows that his dad lives in New York somewhere. Also doesn't speak English.
Posted on 2/19/15 at 10:04 am to cwil177
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Needs to contact his dad to get it and he only knows that his dad lives in New York somewhere.
That's pretty American to me
Posted on 2/19/15 at 10:05 am to cwil177
Brilliant comment from that article's comment section:
quote:
Not good enough for your home country?
Nothing to do this summer?
Would you like to meet your father?
Give us a call!
Our player development system is specifically designed for those with no national pride but would like to increase their net worth by being a part time USMNT player. Our industry leading team of beggars, hucksters and posers will help you navigate every issue you could encounter such as:
Genealogy: who’s your daddy?
FIFA Regulations: are you American enough?
Tattoos: Ol’Glory or Bald Eagle?
Give us a call today and stop those harassing overseas call at once. Operators are standing by. Collect calls accepted. We’re an equal opportunity employer.
Se habla German.
Posted on 2/19/15 at 10:09 am to cwil177
quote:
Not good enough for your home country?
Nothing to do this summer?
Would you like to meet your father?
Give us a call!
Our player development system is specifically designed for those with no national pride but would like to increase their net worth by being a part time USMNT player. Our industry leading team of beggars, hucksters and posers will help you navigate every issue you could encounter such as:
Genealogy: who’s your daddy?
FIFA Regulations: are you American enough?
Tattoos: Ol’Glory or Bald Eagle?
Give us a call today and stop those harassing overseas call at once. Operators are standing by. Collect calls accepted. We’re an equal opportunity employer.
Se habla German.
Randy Savage, was that you?
Posted on 2/19/15 at 10:13 am to PeepleHeppinBidness
Yep, that was the first person I thought of when I read that.
Posted on 2/19/15 at 10:27 am to Shane4689
Black dude who's unfamiliar with his father's whereabouts? Doesn't get much more American than that.
Seriously, let's fix this issue guys. SCH, be sure to raise your children.
Seriously, let's fix this issue guys. SCH, be sure to raise your children.
Posted on 2/19/15 at 10:35 am to hendersonshands
Posted on 2/19/15 at 11:25 am to EastNastySwag
No national pride????
Haaaaaaavveeee you met Jermaine and Terrance?
Haaaaaaavveeee you met Jermaine and Terrance?
Posted on 2/19/15 at 11:36 am to Shane4689
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Ashton Götz is a German-American footballer who plays as a central midfielder or defender with Hamburger SV in the Bundesliga.
Instant nickname: Hamburger Helper.
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