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Will you make it into Heaven?

Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:17 pm
Posted by Evolve
Texas
Member since Aug 2012
3117 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:17 pm
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Do you qualify?
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18153 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:19 pm to
No, because I don't even have the patience to watch a 6-minute video to find out.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49296 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:19 pm to
Richard Dawkins is a fricking tool
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:19 pm to
I live in heaven everyday on mother earth
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79231 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:21 pm to
Evangelical Atheist Board
Posted by Col reb 2011
#38
Member since Apr 2013
1614 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:21 pm to
Why not stranger things have happened
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:21 pm to
Nope not even trying
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63031 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:21 pm to
Good question. Let me allow an atheist to interpret the Bible for me and tell me.

Eta:
And LOL at a mobile atheist app.
This post was edited on 2/17/15 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68513 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:22 pm to
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I live in heaven everyday on mother earth

"All you need it Mother Earth, Father Sky, and your dear old Uncle Tony"

Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:23 pm to
I'm in and I don't need Richard Dawkins opinion in the matter.
Posted by mustardfever
Member since Feb 2015
30 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:24 pm to
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Posted by geauxtigers6492
Admin in Waiting
Member since Jun 2008
3981 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:28 pm to
I do love when Atheist interpret the bible.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68513 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:30 pm to
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I do love when Atheist interpret the bible.

"You're not a real Christian unless you cut a person's hand off for stealing"

Actually had a friend in college tell me that.
Posted by geauxtigers6492
Admin in Waiting
Member since Jun 2008
3981 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:34 pm to
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"You're not a real Christian unless you cut a person's hand off for stealing"

Actually had a friend in college tell me that.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:55 pm to
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Do you qualify?

I remember when I didn't know what sex and whiskey could do for me.

I'm better now, thank you.

One day, you might even get laid.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146878 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:00 pm to
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Good question. Let me allow an atheist to interpret the Bible for me and tell me.

Eta:
And LOL at a mobile atheist app.


Posted by Evolve
Texas
Member since Aug 2012
3117 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 1:42 pm to
Huh?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 3:23 pm to
If you've properly drank the right whisk(e)y in the right venue and then been properly laid (lain?), you've been to heaven.

Or, alternatively, if heaven is better than my best day has been, I doubt I could stand it.

This post was edited on 2/17/15 at 3:24 pm
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