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This is Jack Burton in the Pork-Chop Express
Posted on 2/12/15 at 12:22 am
Posted on 2/12/15 at 12:22 am
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Posted on 2/12/15 at 12:39 am to PowerTool
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Posted on 2/12/15 at 6:58 am to MadMaxwell
People who hate this movie have no soul!
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:05 am to PowerTool
Best thing Kurt Russel and Wes Craven ever did.
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:05 am to PowerTool
Absolutely love this movie..
Always laugh my arse off at this scene..
Always laugh my arse off at this scene..
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:09 am to LSUweights
You were not put on this earth to "get it", Mr. Burton.
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:29 am to PowerTool
I'm supposed to buy this shite? 2000 years, he can't find one broad to fit the bill? Come on, Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!
Posted on 2/12/15 at 10:58 am to PowerTool
Okay, you people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning, and if we're not back by dawn...call the president.
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:04 am to ManBearTiger
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Best thing Kurt Russel and Wes Craven ever did.
If you do not respect John Carpenter, I will have you brought out to the hell where people are skinned alive it's that simple, understand?
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:39 am to PowerTool
"I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why're you dressed like that?"
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:47 am to Baloo
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If you do not respect John Carpenter, I will have you brought out to the hell where people are skinned alive it's that simple, understand?
Oh man, that was a grave oversight on my part.
Posted on 2/12/15 at 12:13 pm to ManBearTiger
Kim Cattrall was gorgeous in this movie :)
Posted on 2/12/15 at 12:49 pm to NWarty
Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.
Posted on 2/12/15 at 12:53 pm to Baloo
I haven't seen this movie in forever. It used to be on TV all the time.
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