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This is Jack Burton in the Pork-Chop Express

Posted on 2/12/15 at 12:22 am
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21160 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 12:22 am
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."


Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20279 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 12:39 am to
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Posted by Dunk47
Member since Jan 2014
1059 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 2:00 am to
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Posted by Dingeaux
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
4934 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 6:27 am to
great character and movie
Posted by MadMaxwell
The Motherland
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 6:41 am to
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39732 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 6:58 am to
People who hate this movie have no soul!
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22739 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 8:46 am to
It's all in the reflexes.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 2/12/15 at 8:47 am to
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21848 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:05 am to
Best thing Kurt Russel and Wes Craven ever did.
Posted by LSUweights
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
3545 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:05 am to
Absolutely love this movie..
Always laugh my arse off at this scene..

Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:09 am to
You were not put on this earth to "get it", Mr. Burton.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15511 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:24 am to
Paper?

Paper.

frick it...
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 9:29 am to
I'm supposed to buy this shite? 2000 years, he can't find one broad to fit the bill? Come on, Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!
Posted by Speedy G
Member since Aug 2013
3902 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 10:58 am to
Okay, you people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning, and if we're not back by dawn...call the president.
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:04 am to
quote:

Best thing Kurt Russel and Wes Craven ever did.


If you do not respect John Carpenter, I will have you brought out to the hell where people are skinned alive it's that simple, understand?
Posted by cajunTiger22
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
370 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:39 am to
"I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why're you dressed like that?"
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21848 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:47 am to
quote:



If you do not respect John Carpenter, I will have you brought out to the hell where people are skinned alive it's that simple, understand?


Oh man, that was a grave oversight on my part.
Posted by NWarty
Somewhere in the PNW
Member since Sep 2013
2181 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 12:13 pm to
Kim Cattrall was gorgeous in this movie :)

Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 12:49 pm to
Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.
Posted by Speedy G
Member since Aug 2013
3902 posts
Posted on 2/12/15 at 12:53 pm to


I haven't seen this movie in forever. It used to be on TV all the time.
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