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Chemtrail conspiracy theorist is driving me to the brink of insanity
Posted on 1/29/15 at 9:20 am
Posted on 1/29/15 at 9:20 am
My inhouse resident has become obsessed with reading and receiving twitters about chemtrails. Our Border Collie had some white dust in her fur (probably from her fur) and now she's convinced its from chemtrails (even though neither she nor our other dog have it, somehow the dust magically only gets on one dog).
No amount of reading of the numerous well-sourced debunking sites will change her mind. On clear days, she stands in the yard checking out the contrails from airliners. Her "sources" cite patents from the 20's for weather control techniques that were never used.
She has a health issue that I worry about, but when she goes to the doctor she starts talking about chemtrails and EMF beams and they ignore her legitimate issues to address the crazy.
I know it is stupid to argue logic to the illogical, but I try.
I'm venting but not whining, as I suspect this is bad karma coming back to get me from all the trolling I've done over the years.
No amount of reading of the numerous well-sourced debunking sites will change her mind. On clear days, she stands in the yard checking out the contrails from airliners. Her "sources" cite patents from the 20's for weather control techniques that were never used.
She has a health issue that I worry about, but when she goes to the doctor she starts talking about chemtrails and EMF beams and they ignore her legitimate issues to address the crazy.
I know it is stupid to argue logic to the illogical, but I try.
I'm venting but not whining, as I suspect this is bad karma coming back to get me from all the trolling I've done over the years.
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 9:22 am to chinhoyang
if the govt wanted to do tnat, wouldnt they do it at night?
Posted on 1/29/15 at 9:23 am to chinhoyang
these are different from snail trails, right?
Posted on 1/29/15 at 9:24 am to chinhoyang
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PIIHB is the correct answer
I'd make sure the white dust isn't her snorting cocaine(or Ajax) off the dog's back.
This post was edited on 1/29/15 at 9:29 am
Posted on 1/29/15 at 9:24 am to chinhoyang
From what I'm hearing in Coast to Coast she's onto something. Add in aliens and I'm on board.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 9:27 am to chinhoyang
Pics of her standing in the yard looking at the sky? For science...
Posted on 1/29/15 at 9:27 am to LSUMJ
quote:Oh, at night, the drones are flying over. I get a 24 hour panoply of conspiracies.
if the govt wanted to do tnat, wouldnt they do it at night?
Posted on 1/29/15 at 9:32 am to chinhoyang
They're manipulating everything. What's to figure out? Weather, prices, Ebola, the news, etc...
Barney the dinosaur is in on it too.
And Walt Disney World's mind controlling it's a small world after all song is about the NWO. Can't get that out of your head now, see??
Barney the dinosaur is in on it too.
And Walt Disney World's mind controlling it's a small world after all song is about the NWO. Can't get that out of your head now, see??
Posted on 1/29/15 at 9:33 am to chinhoyang
start wearing tinfoil hat around the house, but don't say anything about it, don't mention it, when she asks about it, change the subject.
you cant fix irrational, but you can have fun with it.
you cant fix irrational, but you can have fun with it.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 9:39 am to white perch
quote:It is hard to keep a sense of humor because it is fairly relentless. But, I know she cannot help it (though I get irritated with an unwillingness to take medicine).
start wearing tinfoil hat around the house, but don't say anything about it
She wants to buy EMF resistant clothing and she has put cactus in the house because it absorbs EMF.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 9:42 am to chinhoyang
You know she is BiPolar I hope. Get her on meds before you wake up one night with her standing over you with a butcher knife.
Not kidding in the least.
Not kidding in the least.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 10:03 am to chinhoyang
Don't deny the possibility. The US government has already been busted once using chemicals on US citizens on US land (st louis specifically).
Posted on 1/29/15 at 10:07 am to jbgleason
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You know she is BiPolar I hope. Get her on meds before you wake up one night with her standing over you with a butcher knife.
Not kidding in the least.
You aren't the first to warn me. She has prescribed meds and people who come by the house - but she doesn't take her meds.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 10:10 am to chinhoyang
Chemtrails are real.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 10:13 am to chinhoyang
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She wants to buy EMF resistant clothing and she has put cactus in the house because it absorbs EMF.
This has been a major source of contention with me as JP Penny and Costco don't sell EMF resistant clothing despite my repeated requests that I wrote and submitted to their suggestion box.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 10:25 am to chinhoyang
Tell her ya'll should go up on the roof to get a better view of the sky. Then push her off.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 10:30 am to notiger1997
Heard they're dropping the "Crazy" powder over Florida...
Posted on 1/29/15 at 10:32 am to chinhoyang
I love crazy women
Posted on 1/29/15 at 10:32 am to chinhoyang
Damn. I had an old buddy that talked about chemtrails for hours on end. On a boat. To me. For hours. About chemtrails. Haven't talked to him since.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 10:35 am to chinhoyang
Send her to infowars.com and then report back with her new theory obsessions.
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