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What codewords do you use in your journal so that no one can decipher it?
Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:07 pm
Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:07 pm
For example, whenever I talk about this girl Gweniffer Johnson, I use the name "Jennifer Johnson." Gweniffer got an abortion about a month ago but no one else even knew about it because me and my friends called her "Jennifer" in our journals. My mom read mine even though I hid it underneath my tampons and she was like "I looked through your yearbook for 'Jennifer Johnson' and couldn't find her. You need to help me get in touch with her mom so that we can talk about her abortion." I was all like "frick you mom, you're embarrassing me, mom, leave me alone."
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:08 pm to THRILLHO
Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:08 pm to THRILLHO
What's Gwiniffer's OT rating?
Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:10 pm to THRILLHO
I use "butthole" for everyone's name. The simplicity makes it easy to remember.
Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:10 pm to SuperSaint
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What's Gwiniffer's OT rating?
13. As in 13 years old. That's fricked up that you want to work game on her.
Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:11 pm to THRILLHO
quote:I use the term "THRILLHO" to refer to dung.
What codewords do you use in your journal so that no one can decipher it?
Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:32 pm to THRILLHO
I knocked up gwenifer...
Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:33 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
Lulz he called the shite, dung
Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:41 pm to THRILLHO
Is this a skit?
Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:55 pm to THRILLHO
I write everything in Russian.
Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:57 pm to THRILLHO
Write it in shorthand so only the elderly can read it.
Posted on 1/23/15 at 11:58 pm to THRILLHO
I just draw pictures of my feelings.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:05 am to THRILLHO
If I'm writing in my journal about girls I use the following: hot girls I call Virginia slims, ugly girls I call queefs, and in betweens I call mopeds.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 2:50 am to THRILLHO
Jennifer Gwohnson
Posted on 1/24/15 at 2:54 am to THRILLHO
WTF is wrong with you people. Grow a pair and cowboy up.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 2:56 am to THRILLHO
Posted on 1/24/15 at 3:20 am to THRILLHO
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What codewords do you use in your journal so that no one can decipher it?
Squishy.
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