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Your Nomination for Post of the Year?
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:36 pm
could be from any of the great TD.com boards. I humbly submit this for your consideration…from today on the Tiger rant:
quote:
LSU newcomer, safety Jeremy Cutrer, lines up on the left hash mark 7 yards behind the line of scrimmage. It is 3rd and 5 as MSU's senior signal caller, Dak Prescott, stands in the shotgun. Cutrer notices All-SEC wideout, DeRunnya Wilson in the slot and instantly recognizes the play.
LSU defensive coordinator , Kevin Steele, has coached Cutrer all week to react to State's tendency to run quick slants on 3rd down to their big receiver. Besides, Wilson has already been successful at moving the chains. Cutrer sees the future. It is his play to make.
Prescott is hurried by Devon Godchaux who was too quick for the double-team and too powerful for the right guard to block alone. The pass sailed high for Wilson, but he was able to snag it with his 6'6" frame. Unbeknownst to Wilson he is moving directly toward his demise.
Cutrer sees the snap and moves toward the receiver. He can't undercut the route, so a jarring hit is the only play to be made. It is only the 2nd quarter. A penalty won't give State points. The decision is easy.
Cutrer launches his left shoulder into Wilson's chin dislodging the ball and Wilson's mouthpiece. Wilson falls onto the turf as yellow flags drop like autumn leaves.
Boos reign down from Davis-Wade as trainers rush to tend to the disoriented receiver. The referees march off 15 yards and announce Cutrer's disqualification. 1st down MSU on their 35.
Jamal Adams jogs onto the field to return to his safety spot. The very next play is a pick-6. The SEC has been officially served notice.
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:37 pm to Tiger Ryno
Jewnces
In the LSU shirt in Israel thread.
In the LSU shirt in Israel thread.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:38 pm to Tiger Ryno
so like post of 3 weeks?
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:38 pm to Tiger Ryno
It's a little early in the year for this, don't you think?
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:39 pm to Tiger Ryno
And you didn't say who wrote that excellent prose.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:39 pm to Tiger Ryno
see my sig quote.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:40 pm to Displaced
quote:
see my sig quote.
easily. 50 years from now I will look back fondly on that thread.
-0.000 mpg, Never Forget.
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:42 pm to Tiger Ryno
that is the shittiest post I've ever seen up for "post of the ____ " consideration.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:42 pm to BRgetthenet
miles per gallon while your car is turned off
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:42 pm to Tiger Ryno
Should have included that Godchaux was so pumped up by Coach O that we were running a 1-5-5 defense...we only need one dlinemen...The sec has been officially served notice
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:44 pm to Topwater Trout
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:44 pm to Tiger Ryno
That guy who registered 4 years ago and had no posts.
His first post was in that lsu girl porn thread last month.
All he says is:
"That girl needs to bleach her butthole."
His first post was in that lsu girl porn thread last month.
All he says is:
"That girl needs to bleach her butthole."
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:45 pm to TheCaterpillar
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:48 pm to Cosmo
quote:
That guy who registered 4 years ago and had no posts.
His first post was in that lsu girl porn thread last month.
All he says is:
"That girl needs to bleach her butthole."
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:49 pm to Displaced
that entire thread was LOL
#neverforget
#neverforget
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:53 pm to Tiger Ryno
My nomination goes to Thrillho in the Game of Thrones watch thread after a certain character suffered a horrific, brutal death.
"______ might still be okay."
One of my favorite posts in the history of this site.
"______ might still be okay."
One of my favorite posts in the history of this site.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 2:01 pm to Tiger Ryno
ex post facto 2013 post of the year from Gorilla Fingers:
i'm sure it is a treasured memory for her as well. sometimes on her cigarette breaks by the pool of quiet reflection, when the nights are slow with gentleman callers, perhaps she thinks back to the man with the uncommonly small penis who called himself jmarto1, and wished for a normal life with him---after all, he told her "I love you" as he drained the salty fluid from his rasinette balls into her mouth. "Yu-Lin," yelled her pimp, "room 2, you go now," and with that the reality that she was still a slave in the sex trade industry snapped her from her dream. she crushed out her cigarette, washed the tears from her face with the tranquil waters from the decorative fountain, and went to meet the long haul trucker that awaited his happy ending. there would be no happy ending for yu-lin.
quote:
I only know the one I went to. Decided I wanted to try it out for shits and giggles after hearing about this place. Thought I would end up with some old lady getting a happy ending. Had a smoking hot Koreans, table shower, sauna, legit massage, screwed the hell out of her, got a post coital head and neck massage, met all of the other girls, and got a bottle of water. Talk about therapeutic.
i'm sure it is a treasured memory for her as well. sometimes on her cigarette breaks by the pool of quiet reflection, when the nights are slow with gentleman callers, perhaps she thinks back to the man with the uncommonly small penis who called himself jmarto1, and wished for a normal life with him---after all, he told her "I love you" as he drained the salty fluid from his rasinette balls into her mouth. "Yu-Lin," yelled her pimp, "room 2, you go now," and with that the reality that she was still a slave in the sex trade industry snapped her from her dream. she crushed out her cigarette, washed the tears from her face with the tranquil waters from the decorative fountain, and went to meet the long haul trucker that awaited his happy ending. there would be no happy ending for yu-lin.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 2:18 pm to Cosmo
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