I've never witnessed...

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I have never witnessed an alien abduction.

Multiple sources say that Rex Ryan will become LSU's new DC, and will bring Chip Kelly in as LSU's OC once Les fires Cam. Jon Gruden will assassinate Les and will become HC. He will also land EG from Notre Dame, and BM from Ohio State, but AJ will still start and LSU goes 8-5..Multiple sources.

I am going to start a thread with just "Ed Orgeron" in the subject. What will then happen is everyone with a raging boner for him will come to the thread and just have one major big circle jerk. Everyone can call him "BeBe" and everyone can just throw out some random "yaw yaws" or "ye ye's" or whatever the hell it is that he says. Then people can talk about how he and Wilson will have the state on lockdown. In other words, the same thing that has been repeated on here 1000 times the last week.