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Do you have a sacred ritual: this is a no kidding real important/frequent thing
Posted on 1/6/15 at 12:04 am
Posted on 1/6/15 at 12:04 am
I go into the bathroom. Get completely naked. Sit on the pot. Run the bath water. Do my business. Take a bath. It is religious. Unfortunately, it is also is accompanied by 3 or 4 interruptions from my 5 year old who does not understand the religious significance of this time.
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 12:05 am to rebeloke
No ritual....but it is so much better dropping deuce with no pants on.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 12:07 am to rebeloke
I must take off my suit jacket before I sit down...
Posted on 1/6/15 at 12:10 am to rebeloke
breathing
Posted on 1/6/15 at 12:11 am to rebeloke
I fap every night before bed. It helps me sleep and possibly prevents prostate cancer.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 12:16 am to rebeloke
I breathe like more than a thousand times a day.
Religiously everyday, without fail.
Religiously everyday, without fail.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 12:30 am to rebeloke
Pissing outside at night even though the bathroom is closer..
Posted on 1/6/15 at 12:36 am to soccerfüt
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I breathe like more than a thousand times a day.
Religiously everyday, without fail.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 12:37 am to rebeloke
After I take the life of the "victim", before disposal of the body I like to keep an eyeball. Greens are my favorite.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 1:46 am to rebeloke
Breathing
Posted on 1/6/15 at 1:50 am to SEClint
Right shoe first.
Turn on shower then turn on sink, wet toothbrush, apply toothpaste, turn off sink, then get in the shower. Brush teeth in shower and then Shag free throw the toothbrush from shower back to sink. Errday.
Turn on shower then turn on sink, wet toothbrush, apply toothpaste, turn off sink, then get in the shower. Brush teeth in shower and then Shag free throw the toothbrush from shower back to sink. Errday.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 3:43 am to iliveinabox
Peeing outside is always awesome
Posted on 1/6/15 at 4:56 am to Thurber
When I'm sitting on the toilet, I blow my nose and then wipe my arse with the same piece of toilet paper. Sometimes when I'm really sleepy in the mornings, I'll get the order reversed.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:15 am to kilo1234
Snotty TP is a poor man's wet wipe.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:47 am to rebeloke
I walk in, drop trou to below the knees and hold it there with my legs, and just let it slither out, note it is a walk off, wipe anyway, stand up, reverse the trou part, flush, wash hands - all in less than 2 mins almost every time. 
Posted on 1/6/15 at 6:08 am to tt54l32v
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Right shoe first.
Same. Right sock then shoe followed by left.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 6:12 am to rebeloke
Always dress left before right. This goes for socks, shoes, pant legs, shirt/jacket sleeves etc. Started out as a baseball superstition and can't get rid of it now.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 6:49 am to rebeloke
Penis to the left.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 7:52 am to Thurber
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Peeing outside is always awesome
saves water!
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:02 am to Bacon84
My younger kids won't go to sleep unless I pack them to bed and sing them a song or tell them a story.
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