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The Chavis Playbook - pretty funny and still accurate

Posted on 12/31/14 at 12:41 pm
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 12:41 pm
pulled it from an old SEC rant thread

Chavis Playbook


quote:

A common misconception of the Mustang is that it is easy to
complete a short route. Well, that is correct for a play or two.
However, I have proven it a statistical impossibility for an offense to
string together enough of these plays to march all the way to a score.


quote:

Your calculations had an error. I corrected them and the offense will score 70% of the time. ...... this goes up to 90% of the time in the 4th quarter



quote:

Accolades:
"Thank you Coach Chavis. Your Mustang package really allowed me
to show the NFL scouts that I could pile up some rushing yards. Oh
yeah, the 4th quarter comeback drive didn't hurt either!"
- Jamarcus Russel


quote:

"I had lots of great memories in college. But none stands out more
than my opportunity to face Coach Chavis' Mustang defense"
- Jay Cutler

quote:

"John and Phil.......I like ol' John and Phil. I've had lots of great
moments with them over the years. The only thing I like more than ol'
John and Phil is the Mustang package."
- Steve Spurrier
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 12:49 pm to
sheesh
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
39947 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 12:49 pm to
holy cow that shites funny!
Posted by jtran1988
Corndog U
Member since Oct 2008
5321 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 12:52 pm to
Bend and eventually break defense.
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 2:36 pm to
Pretty much
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