Playing Santa can be dangerous (pay attention utes)

Now that Im of age (married/2 kids/designer toy breed Shorkie) Its now up to me to cook for Christmas and get ready for ole st. nick. Since 5pm Ive made a shrimp and okra gumbo, prepared merliton for casserole, gathered the packages for the wifey to wrap tonight, almost broke shite coming out the attic, about to put together a scooter, verified all hdmi cables for the electronics put into use, drank a six pack of coors lite, had a few shots of fireball...got upset that I miss my mom that was diagnosed with cancer in November of last year and passed Jan 3rd of this year. Got the piss over it cause she'd be pissed with me for doing that. Bout to scoop some merliton pulp for the casserole boys...peace on Earth boys!