re: I Need Some Help

I guy I work with doesn't hunt or fish. He's a very nice guy, and in the 2 years I've known him we have become good friends. We talk about football, taxes, crazy women, etc. A few months ago he approached me and asked me if I would teach him how to skin and process a deer. He said he doesn't have immediate plans to become a hunter, but he wants to know how to do it in case he has to find a way to feed his family during a possible future world event. I though his question was genuine, and I agreed to call him when I killed a deer, to see if he was available to come take lessons.

Now since that time, I've called him 6 different times, hauled a deer around in my truck longer than I would have liked, and ended up skinning a deer at midnight because I was waiting for him to call me back. SOB still hasn't seen a dead deer, but I've tried.

Ask your co-worker to take you along. Promise you will sit still and observe, and will pay him $500 if you ever disclose the location of his fishing/hunting holes. You pay for the beer, fuel, and groceries. You'll learn more in one day with someone than you would in one year on this board.

If this is a troll, tell your coworkers you went to Illusions in Woodville,MS on your way home from hunting because you have always wanted to be a magician.