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What to do (Women Advice)?

Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:25 pm
Posted by FootballNostradamus
Member since Nov 2009
20509 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:25 pm
Got a friend group I've been hanging with lately. It consists of two chicks I'm kinda feeling on.

One is the home run. She's blonde, gorgeous, cool as shite, good body and just the jams all around. The other is this redhead who is probably a 7 in the face but an all-time madeup not real life 10 in the body. She's cool but nothing special.

Problem is the blonde is sorta lukewarm to my advances whereas the redhead is all about it. I know if I smash the redhead there's no chance I'm getting on the blonde ever.

Bird in the hand or swing for the fences?
Posted by Cogsworth
Member since Aug 2014
1148 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:26 pm to
PIIHB

- The OT
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12060 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:27 pm to
Have you had sex before? If not, go for the redhead. If you have, why not swing for the fences?
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11175 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:27 pm to
Start smashing the Red Head and the blonde will get jealous
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23318 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:27 pm to
go for the redhead
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30543 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:32 pm to
Swing for the fences, have a threesome
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

Start smashing the Red Head and the blonde will get jealous


Yep.
Posted by YogaPants
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4704 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:40 pm to
I'd go for the easiest first lay, but I'm just a guy..
Posted by A_bear
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2013
1960 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:41 pm to
I'd nail the redhead and try to keep the blonde from finding out. If the blonde finds out and doesn't let you hit it, oh well, still had sex. Call the redhead back up for round 2. Or act like a boss and get that 3 some action.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:41 pm to
You should fap and go to sleep. Cause you ain't gettin laid
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

Start smashing the Red Head and the blonde will get jealous



This. Once the blonde hears you are even taking the redhead out, she will want you. She'll think that maybe she didn't see something in you and will give you a shot.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
5686 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

Problem is the blonde is sorta lukewarm to my advances


The blonde has already friendzoned you by the sound of it.

Go with the redhead. PIIHB..
This post was edited on 12/13/14 at 8:47 pm
Posted by FootballNostradamus
Member since Nov 2009
20509 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

I'd nail the redhead and try to keep the blonde from finding out. If the blonde finds out and doesn't let you hit it, oh well, still had sex. Call the redhead back up for round 2. Or act like a boss and get that 3 some action.


This is what I'm leaning to, minus the boss part about the threesome.

I ain't trying to cut my time in half in front of TWO CHICKS!
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76177 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:49 pm to
I hope the redhead gives you chlamydia and the blonde fricks your best friend
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30262 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:51 pm to
Make some subtle comments to the blonde about the redhead. If the blonde wants to bone she'll make it obvious. Either way you'll still bone.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:51 pm to
Swing for the fence
Posted by FootballNostradamus
Member since Nov 2009
20509 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

Make some subtle comments to the blonde about the redhead. If the blonde wants to bone she'll make it obvious. Either way you'll still bone.


Not bad, def like this approach.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 8:59 pm to
Lol she'll smell that shite from a mile away. You've been warned.
Posted by Joe Joe Joe
Givin' Him the Business
Member since Oct 2007
5745 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 9:00 pm to
Lot of threads like this recently
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62729 posts
Posted on 12/13/14 at 9:07 pm to
How about some pics, or at least let us know about what famous person they resemble.
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