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Speaking of cats
Posted on 12/5/14 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 12/5/14 at 3:25 pm
years back a good running buddy of mine was in med school. In some class they dissected a cat. could be a lie but he had a cat scull and a tanned cat head fur. more like a kitten but what they hey.
He was known to not like cats at all. Dog lover but really made his dislike of cats known. so fast forward 6 or 7 years and I invite him and his bride over to my in-laws camp on False River. We are going to you know do the camp weekend thing.
well there is this friendly kitten hanging around and he makes some comments about cats several times over the weekend. We are playing horse shoes early one evening and the kitten is bebobbing all over. There is a set of concrete steps about 5 or six feet behind one of the stakes.
Well we are just drinking beer, playing horse shoes and having a good ole time. The kitty is flitting around the steps and comes to take up a comfortable sit on the first step. My buddy, lets just call him slim, is up to throw and we are on the opposite end from the steps. I throw and then it's his turn. Old Slim lets a beauty go. It hits a shoe on the ground and takes a trajectory about a foot off the ground and phhht. Nails the kitty stone cold dead. purely an accident.
The kids and women go to screaming and wailing. they hollering that ole Slim meant to kill the kitty. It was sad times on the river for bit.
He was known to not like cats at all. Dog lover but really made his dislike of cats known. so fast forward 6 or 7 years and I invite him and his bride over to my in-laws camp on False River. We are going to you know do the camp weekend thing.
well there is this friendly kitten hanging around and he makes some comments about cats several times over the weekend. We are playing horse shoes early one evening and the kitten is bebobbing all over. There is a set of concrete steps about 5 or six feet behind one of the stakes.
Well we are just drinking beer, playing horse shoes and having a good ole time. The kitty is flitting around the steps and comes to take up a comfortable sit on the first step. My buddy, lets just call him slim, is up to throw and we are on the opposite end from the steps. I throw and then it's his turn. Old Slim lets a beauty go. It hits a shoe on the ground and takes a trajectory about a foot off the ground and phhht. Nails the kitty stone cold dead. purely an accident.
The kids and women go to screaming and wailing. they hollering that ole Slim meant to kill the kitty. It was sad times on the river for bit.
Posted on 12/5/14 at 3:33 pm to ReelFun
He shoulda run up to it and yelled "8 more, bitches!"
Throw in a fist pump too...
Throw in a fist pump too...
Posted on 12/5/14 at 3:39 pm to Meauxjeaux
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He shoulda run up to it and yelled "8 more, bitches!" Throw in a fist pump too...
Posted on 12/5/14 at 4:31 pm to ReelFun
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In some class they dissected a cat. could be a lie
No they do this. The animal shelters get something like $3 dollar each for cats they euthanize. I remember having a discussion about it with an attorney for one of the parishes. They don't get anything for dogs because the size of dogs vary widely, large dogs would be too cost prohibitive to ship and I think there is more of a distaste for cutting up a dog than a cat.
Posted on 12/5/14 at 4:40 pm to TigerDeacon
We don't dissect cats. We dissect people.
ETA I know people who did cats in undergrad though
ETAA I also hate cats, and enjoyed the story thoroughly.
ETA I know people who did cats in undergrad though
ETAA I also hate cats, and enjoyed the story thoroughly.
This post was edited on 12/5/14 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 12/5/14 at 4:51 pm to Boats n Hose
I have 2 cats. One is a shithead and the other is awesome.
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