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IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!
Posted on 12/5/14 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 12/5/14 at 2:57 pm
Like I told you all last week. It's shoplifting season.
Kimberly Nicole Moody was arrested for the 20th time for shoplifting. It's her job. She steals stuff. Gets arrested. Gets 3 meals a day in jail. Released. Wash, rinse repeat. It beats the hell out of working.
Tobassia.. stole 31.11 worth of clothes hidden in her diaper bag. That's too little reward for high risk.
Robin L. Smith, B/M, 59 yo... Stole 2 beers from Circle K. Value was $3.98. Robin said "I have a drinking problem." Nope. You have a money problem.
Phone line: "Bill Cassidy is for the oil companies. Has anyone forgotten the BP oil spill? Vote for Mary."
Kayla Carter, W/F, 28 y.o.. Tried to walk through the drive in window at Taco Bell. Got in a fight with the car behind her. Kicked in the cars doors. Cops were called. Kayla yelled at them calling them 'bitches and counts.' I'm assuming that the police were female.
Now on to this week's mal-named perps:
First/Middle Names:
Mertin .. male version of Myrtle.
Shiquil .. female version of Shack.
Shedaryl .. female version of Daryl..but it's a guy.
Carmaro .. old time car.
Zikiteran .. Star Trek. The Zikitarians were aliens.
Tellus Omarious... this was one of the bronze statues in Jason and the Argonauts.
Hallrando Bellini .. arrested for walking in the middle of the street. Does that ring a bell?
Ezekial LeKieth Bryant ... OK, we got Jewish, French and Anglo.
Lashwanita .. great name for a domanatrix.
Qwangila.. Tarzan language .. "Cheeta, Qwangila, Ungawa." Means "Has Jane been using my razor on her legs again?"
Marcullus ... the bad Roman in Ben Hur.
Addle Hussein Ali Alhomeedi ... drunk in public; I thought Muslims weren't supposed to drink.
Kealfra .. a type of lettuce.
Raydacio .. a type of red cabbage. Really good stuff.
Anternette .. What we are all on right now.
Aubin ... a college in Alabama.
Emoray ... college in Atlanta, Ga.
Kimberly Nicole Moody was arrested for the 20th time for shoplifting. It's her job. She steals stuff. Gets arrested. Gets 3 meals a day in jail. Released. Wash, rinse repeat. It beats the hell out of working.
Tobassia.. stole 31.11 worth of clothes hidden in her diaper bag. That's too little reward for high risk.
Robin L. Smith, B/M, 59 yo... Stole 2 beers from Circle K. Value was $3.98. Robin said "I have a drinking problem." Nope. You have a money problem.
Phone line: "Bill Cassidy is for the oil companies. Has anyone forgotten the BP oil spill? Vote for Mary."
Kayla Carter, W/F, 28 y.o.. Tried to walk through the drive in window at Taco Bell. Got in a fight with the car behind her. Kicked in the cars doors. Cops were called. Kayla yelled at them calling them 'bitches and counts.' I'm assuming that the police were female.
Now on to this week's mal-named perps:
First/Middle Names:
Mertin .. male version of Myrtle.
Shiquil .. female version of Shack.
Shedaryl .. female version of Daryl..but it's a guy.
Carmaro .. old time car.
Zikiteran .. Star Trek. The Zikitarians were aliens.
Tellus Omarious... this was one of the bronze statues in Jason and the Argonauts.
Hallrando Bellini .. arrested for walking in the middle of the street. Does that ring a bell?
Ezekial LeKieth Bryant ... OK, we got Jewish, French and Anglo.
Lashwanita .. great name for a domanatrix.
Qwangila.. Tarzan language .. "Cheeta, Qwangila, Ungawa." Means "Has Jane been using my razor on her legs again?"
Marcullus ... the bad Roman in Ben Hur.
Addle Hussein Ali Alhomeedi ... drunk in public; I thought Muslims weren't supposed to drink.
Kealfra .. a type of lettuce.
Raydacio .. a type of red cabbage. Really good stuff.
Anternette .. What we are all on right now.
Aubin ... a college in Alabama.
Emoray ... college in Atlanta, Ga.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 9:35 am to Zach
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Shiquil
A new products by the makers of Nyquil. Specifically designed for females. Cures both cold/flu symptoms and the crabbiness that comes once a month.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 9:37 am to Zach
FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOEN ON FRIDAY
Posted on 12/6/14 at 9:57 am to Zach
quote:
Addle ... drunk
fitting
But he didn' wanna be drunk in PubliK. He wanted to be drunk in a bar.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 9:58 am to Zach
Ya know what is fascinating about this trend among blacks over the last couple of decades to name their kids increasingly with names that look like someone spit up their alphabet soup?
Let's just assume the narrative that America is full of racist is 100% true. All whites want to do is keep blacks down.
OK. Well, if you're a black parent and believe that, why would you name your kid a think that people can spot from 1,000 miles on a resume as a "black" name?
Why would you name your kid a think that people will spot as a black name when they're perusing potential doctors, lawyers etc?
I mean yes. I'll admit it. There are white people who simply aren't going to even call Doctor Lashwanita Smith.
Why don't parents understand their children aren't a social experiment? You want to give them the best chance for success in life. Yes, occasionally white people name their kids idiotic shite too and even in those cases, that crap is HIGHLY unhelpful to that child.
Let's just assume the narrative that America is full of racist is 100% true. All whites want to do is keep blacks down.
OK. Well, if you're a black parent and believe that, why would you name your kid a think that people can spot from 1,000 miles on a resume as a "black" name?
Why would you name your kid a think that people will spot as a black name when they're perusing potential doctors, lawyers etc?
I mean yes. I'll admit it. There are white people who simply aren't going to even call Doctor Lashwanita Smith.
Why don't parents understand their children aren't a social experiment? You want to give them the best chance for success in life. Yes, occasionally white people name their kids idiotic shite too and even in those cases, that crap is HIGHLY unhelpful to that child.
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