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Has anyone used LinkedIn as a dating/hookup site?

Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:16 pm
Posted by Merciful Lee Dickins
Denver
Member since Oct 2014
113 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:16 pm
I have some profile views and connection requests from very attractive women who are technical recruiters in the Denver area. They see the skills as well as looks on display so I am pretty much already in. Are there any success stories out there?
Posted by Future_FlexZone
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2013
284 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:17 pm to
:spank:
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:18 pm to
Nothing like discussing job future over some sex

Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:19 pm to
give it a go and let me know.
Posted by Merciful Lee Dickins
Denver
Member since Oct 2014
113 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:19 pm to
I don't need a job, but I could use some sex
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:20 pm to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53018 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:20 pm to
I could give you some pointers on how to talk to girls
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
23079 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:22 pm to
I'm sure plenty of guys do it. I personally know one.

Chicks?

I can't think of a bigger red-flag than a hot chick that needs to go to the internet to find dick.
Posted by Merciful Lee Dickins
Denver
Member since Oct 2014
113 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:22 pm to
I was thinking of suggesting lunch to discuss opportunities and then going from there. What do you suggest?
Posted by Merciful Lee Dickins
Denver
Member since Oct 2014
113 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

I can't think of a bigger red-flag than a hot chick that needs to go to the internet to find dick.

I don't think they are looking for the d. They are looking for qualified candidates for high paying tech jobs to earn themselves a nice paycheck
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:25 pm to
Just find all the Pharmaceutical Reps on linkedin...Those women are practically hired because they are hot and flirtatious. They are willing to go the extra mile to lock up a deal
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53018 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:26 pm to
Make sure you never break eye contact, compliment her a lot, and be really insistent about ordering multiple drinks
Posted by Merciful Lee Dickins
Denver
Member since Oct 2014
113 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:26 pm to
Solid advice
especially this part
quote:

insistent about ordering multiple drinks
This post was edited on 12/1/14 at 3:27 pm
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70922 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:28 pm to
hitting on the linkedin recruiters is like hitting on bartenders
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17047 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

I have some profile views and connection requests from very attractive women who are technical recruiters in the Denver area.


Tell them you need a job and are good with your hands. Maybe they can give you a hand job.
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

like hitting on bartenders

You do know that men have taken female bartenders home before, right?
Posted by Merciful Lee Dickins
Denver
Member since Oct 2014
113 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

hitting on the linkedin recruiters is like hitting on bartenders

LinkedIn recruiters are way classier
Posted by Merciful Lee Dickins
Denver
Member since Oct 2014
113 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

You do know that men have taken female bartenders home before, right?

If they haven't, they just need to visit Walk-On's and ask politely
Posted by haveagreatday
TN
Member since Jun 2008
538 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:32 pm to
my greatest advice ever and it works every time: Find a "cute" girl and tell her she is "sexy". It flips their minds...
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 3:34 pm to
plus all the post-date performance ratings will be great, even though you didn't actually do some of the things you were rated on.
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