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Broke's New Call of Duty Review

Posted on 12/1/14 at 9:32 am
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65045 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 9:32 am
Wait, people now can fly the frick around? Not only do I have to watch asshats shooting me from the ground but I have to watch people with a fricking jet pack trying to kill me?

Invisibility exo= How is it fricking invisibility when they can see your outline running around like an idiot? Worthless shite.

Guns that don't run out of bullets? What is this voodoo shite? Shooting laser rays out of guns seems like a good idea? Ok maybe that's an awesome idea.

Variable grenades- So I can barely throw a grenade anyway but now I have to choose what kind I throw as if somehow I have time to do that before some guy akimbo's my face off?
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 9:35 am to
This message is endorsed and paid for by The Sad Banana campaign for frick you Call of Duty.
Posted by lsuchamps23
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2008
9494 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 9:53 am to


it's not THAT bad

there is a classic mode with no exo abilities
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 9:55 am to
I played classic and it's THAT bad. It's okay man, opinions differ.
Posted by sbr2
Member since Apr 2011
15013 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 9:56 am to
You forgot to mention Kevin Spacey, this review sucks.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65045 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 9:56 am to
quote:

You forgot to mention Kevin Spacey, this review sucks.



Kevin Spacey is awesome. Get this nonsense out of here.
Posted by sbr2
Member since Apr 2011
15013 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 10:13 am to
I'm the biggest Kevin Spacey fan here, however you did not mention his participation in your review. Therefore, this review sucks yet Kevin Spacey does not.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65045 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 10:16 am to
I was only focusing on the negative. You can't expect an old man to spend quality breathing time on both aspects do you?
Posted by RATeamWannabe
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
25946 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 10:18 am to
have an upvote
Posted by sbr2
Member since Apr 2011
15013 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 10:19 am to
I suppose not broke. Carry on!
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77614 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 10:19 am to
Thank you for taking a break from your Hello Kitty tower defense phone game to bring us this breaking news.
Posted by oauron
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2011
14512 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 10:25 am to
quote:

Thank you for taking a break from your Hello Kitty tower defense phone game to bring us this breaking news.


Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39784 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 10:41 am to
Stupid game with stupid abilities and weapons.

You dont even have to try very hard to quickscope in this game. Just aim somewhere in the vicinity of a player.

Exo hover = WTF, worthless
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65045 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 10:52 am to
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You dont even have to try very hard to quickscope in this game.


Forgot about that. Quickscoped across the map with blingy guns.
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:00 am to
But multiplayer, amirite?
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77614 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:16 am to
The game still has CoD stuff in it, and if you hate the jumping aspect, of course you'll hate it. But I've gotten used to that new mechanic and I'm actually having fun, WHEN I can get in to a game. Big issues on the PC side.
Posted by MaroonMonsoon
Canton
Member since Aug 2014
3875 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:18 am to
Worthless review, you probably thought Shadow of Mordor was good.

Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:21 am to
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Thank you for taking a break from your Hello Kitty tower defense phone game to bring us this breaking news.

Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65045 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:23 am to
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Worthless review, you probably thought Shadow of Mordor was good.



It's almost as if you people have never seen me post before.
Posted by taylork37
Member since Mar 2010
15327 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:25 am to
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523 posts


Cut him some slack.
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