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re: Why are toilet seats so hard and cold?
Posted on 11/28/14 at 11:50 am to Homesick Tiger
Posted on 11/28/14 at 11:50 am to Homesick Tiger
I'm not small
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Posted on 11/28/14 at 11:57 am to KingRanch
Here's a tip from someone who has studied the art of pissing for 62 years - piss while flushing. Splatter effect is basically nil as compared to pissing in standing water.
I have others.
I have others.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 1:01 pm to Adam4848
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Why are toilet seats so hard and cold?
Cause you are cheap! j/k
Go look at Japanese toilet seats. A waste of technology and resources but damn nice.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 1:05 pm to Homesick Tiger
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Here's a tip from someone who has studied the art of pissing for 62 years - piss while flushing. Splatter effect is basically nil as compared to pissing in standing water. I have others.
My average piss is 30 seconds, I count every single time and my toilet flushes in about 2 seconds so IDK how that works. I'm open to hearing your other tips though!
Posted on 11/28/14 at 1:12 pm to ProjectP2294
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Because there is nothing less comforting than a warm toilet seat.
Truth.
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