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The Great Cabbage Patch Doll Craze of the 1980s

Posted on 11/11/14 at 7:37 am
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 7:37 am
Shoppers Trample each other for dolls

this was something to behold for those of you who remember. I remember one of my cousins got interviewed on the scene of a mall trampling on the local news at idiots trampled each other and rained blows down on each other's heads over perhaps the ugliest dolls ever created. it was quite a debacle.

Let us remember where we came from so history is not repeated again.
Posted by ehidal1
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 7:39 am to
I remember my mom went to Service Merchandise (maybe?) for one for my sister. She talked about the fights going on for the dolls.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 7:39 am to
I took my daughter to cabbage patch doll hospital in North Georgia. Them frickers hit me for $125 for a damn doll.
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 7:41 am to
I never had a real one. I had one of the fake wannabe ones.

Posted by shallowminded
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:03 am to
I remember going with my mom and sister to the "dark" side of town to a Kmart. All the dark skinned dolls were gone, tons of white ones to choose from!
Posted by crash1211
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:04 am to
I remember. I worked at a toy store around the time they took off. I remember not being able to get them out of the packing boxes before people were pushing and shoving for them. Thanks for the memories. Now I have PTSD.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:06 am to
Santa managed to get me one for Christmas one year and my dumbass was snooping in my mom's closet and there it was in plain view on the top shelf

I practically ruined my christmas morning doing that and never went looking for presents again

That was when they were crazy to get. I ended up with like ten
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:07 am to
seriously? how crazy was it trying to work in those stores? what was the worst scuffle you saw there?
Posted by Chicken
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:10 am to
What about Mellon Patch Kids? Anyone ever get one of these?

This post was edited on 11/11/14 at 8:12 am
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:11 am to
That's probably the generic rip offs that nurse is talking about
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:12 am to
The one I had was a handmade one a friend of my mom made for me.
Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:12 am to
Da frick is that?
Posted by JG77056
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:13 am to
No I think she speaks of the most unholy garbage pail kids.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:14 am to
Nurse, I'm still butthurt over never getting an American doll

But my stupid little sister has several. Yeah I'm jelly
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:14 am to
Chicken, yours looks like it is eat up with the diabeetus.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129003 posts
Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:15 am to
I never even realized that was a thing when I was a kid.


Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:16 am to
The makers of cabbage patch kids exploited the notion that their dolls were orphans. The Melon Patch Kids were not orphans... they were abandoned!
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:17 am to
And still fat as hell?

Though it does look like she's wearing several year old clothes
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:18 am to
congrats on posting the first tranny doll of the mellon collection!
Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 11/11/14 at 8:18 am to
quote:

I'm still butthurt over never getting an American doll

I met my mom at the American Doll store so she could get my girls a couple of dolls. IT was a new doll release or something. holy crap that was craziness. They had a restaurant, a salon where you take these dolls. It was a madhouse. Never again.
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